megan

she believed she could so she did

[Patrick Dempsey @PatrickDempsey]

Please let’s come together, respect each other, wear a mask, and thank our first responders. They work tirelessly and risk their lives to keep us safe. #greysanatomy #wearamask #respect #firstresponders #thankyou

[momsbehavingbadly @badbadmoms]

Is anybody else too lazy to send back clothes they bought online and now has a pile of clothes that you’ll never wear because you don’t like them or they don’t fit?

[megan @M_Witsch7]

@Protoman07 this will be Jude 😂

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If my son wants apple juice, I give him half water and half apple juice but the juice I buy is already watered down. The first time this kid has a glass of full sugar apple juice he’s gonna fucking powerbomb me through our coffee table.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Real talk.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

S A M E

[momsbehavingbadly @badbadmoms]

Does anyone else just vacuum around shit they should just bend over and pick up, or is that just me?

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Real. Talk.

[Jason Aldean @Jason_Aldean]

This is what it’s come to at my house since y’all bought up all the toilet paper.

[Ric Sanchez @ricsanchez]

everyone's telling me not to "check my 401K," as if i know how

[megan @M_Witsch7]

@forestclem Wait I found what you were talking about. I must have overlooked that one hahaha omg anoka

[megan @M_Witsch7]

@forestclem Wait what?! I gotta find this ... 🤣

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night.

[megan @M_Witsch7]

@Protoman07

[Malika Andrews @malika_andrews]

Giannis Antetokounmpo was asked if he felt “unstoppable” after his son, Liam, was born earlier this week.

“Now that I have a baby I kind of feel sleepy,” Giannis said.

[Bailey Brawner @baileynbrawner]

Why do people always look at young people when a phone rings in a meeting. Lord knows millennials haven’t had their ringers on since 2010.

[Jem @JustJem24]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but vaccinate your children...

[megan @M_Witsch7]

@GrantMitchell24 Saw him Saturday in Dallas 🔥🔥

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

'Tis true.

[megan @M_Witsch7]

Being able to Venmo the babysitter is just the best. Thanks technology I’d be lost without ya

[*Freethemandem* @ch1_ws]

Imma tell my kids this is why they ain’t goin to school