Matthew Agoursalidis

Just happy to be here

[Matthew Agoursalidis @M_agoursalidis]

Drown me in blue cheese 💙🧀

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[Matthew Agoursalidis @M_agoursalidis]

🚨🚨🚨Breaking news: Macaulay Culkin is the muffin man🚨🚨🚨

[Matthew Agoursalidis @M_agoursalidis]

I KNOW IVE BEEN SCROLLING FOR A WHILE TIK TOK!!!! …IM THE ONE DOING IT!! NOW LEAVE ME BE!

[Matthew Agoursalidis @M_agoursalidis]

If there’s a revolving door available and you don’t use it, you’re taking life too serious…

[Matthew Agoursalidis @M_agoursalidis]

Nothing reminds me that I have no concept of the passage of time like a 25 minute Uber ride

[Matthew Agoursalidis @M_agoursalidis]

1, 2, Buckle my shoe. 3, 4, Fuck it.

@KWolfring

[Matthew Agoursalidis @M_agoursalidis]

@RyanAMichel Where’s the wordle?!?!

[Matthew Agoursalidis @M_agoursalidis]

What do you think it means when your Uber driver opens all the windows unprompted? …Asking for a friend

[Matthew Agoursalidis @M_agoursalidis]

So you’re telling me we can go to space but science can do NOTHING about the way that asparagus makes your pee smell?! What are we doing?!?

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

[Matthew Agoursalidis @M_agoursalidis]

Miley is a punk rock queen.

[Matthew Agoursalidis @M_agoursalidis]

I won’t lie, at this point if I recognize your name on Instagram and I like you, I just like your post automatically without looking at what it is 🤷🏻‍♂️

[𝙍0̶̨̬͓̦̑̇̕͜𝘽𝘽1̶͓͈͒͆͗̏͠𝙀 @R0BB1_3]

Asami really was the Megan Fox of the four nations. Korra won.

[RACHEL @RayyRayy2]

Throw pillows are useless. Someone change my mind?

[Matthew Agoursalidis @M_agoursalidis]

I spend all day working, thinking of things I would rather be doing and then, as soon as I’m done working, I forget everything that I was thinking of doing...

[The Muppets @TheMuppets]

"Well, I've got a dream too, but it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. It's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with." – @KermittheFrog

[Matthew Agoursalidis @M_agoursalidis]

@Wil_to_Win George is top two hottest and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees

[Matthew Agoursalidis @M_agoursalidis]

Does anyone actually believe any of those Beatles songs that are like “I wish this girl loved me as much as I love her”? Like, in the sixties what girl in their right mind wasn’t literally posing themselves for The Beatles...

[Matthew Agoursalidis @M_agoursalidis]

So we call Earth “the blue planet” because it’s covered in 70% water right? Cool. But Neptune is literally all blue...I’m just saying