RM

lil spicy paprika musclemilk

[Cara Jeffrey @cara_jeffrey]

What is Zohran Mamdani’s plan to stop the Dodgers

[Little Bro Peak @mr_certainly]

Give it to me straight doc, how tall am I and how old am I

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

kirkland signature would be a beautiful name for a baby boy

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Reports coming in that the swimsuit portion of the conclave has just concluded and that the talent portion is now under way

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

If you get hangovers it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[jacques @flamencolambada]

YOU CAN KISS A HUNDRED

[Maine @maine_gov]

i will eat canada

[bort @tacobort]

It’s my world and you’re just bouncing on it

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

ill bet sour cream and salsa dont really like eachother on a personal level but when they get in the studio together its undeniable

[alexˡᵒᵛᵉˢ ᵏᵉⁿⁿʸ @dybaladoubt]

you're laughing. i asked who made party rock anthem and you're laughing.

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

just realized that my hat probably thinks of me as it’s pants

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

Me on the 7th day of Christmas: hey I'm gonna run to the store. We're out of maids a'milking

My true love: no don't

Me: what? Why not?

My true love: just trust me

[masha @MashaParty]

it probably feels so good to say "seize him!" if you're a king