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[mitch @M_itchell]

"If Johnny Knoxville is in my dream again tonight I'm going to see a doctor" -@mtvirnoche

[mitch @M_itchell]

Wendy’s on 13th and Q just reopened and is hosting an event Friday the 12th and Saturday the 13th from 6pm-10pm. The first 100 people will receive a card that give you free Frosty’s for a year. Show up before they run out #FreeLilFrosty

[mitch @M_itchell]

Like all good things, the life of this twitter account has come to an end. There’s been ups, and boy has there been downs. Lucky for all of you, I have created a new account by the name of @mellowmitchh. Go ahead and give the guy a follow, I heard he’s pretty cool.

[Lou Easy @Coolisiana]

*parents walk in on me listening to jazz*
MOM IT'S NOT
*tries to change tab on computer to porn but its just more jazz sites*
I SWEAR I WASN

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

What are the NFL players protesting again? https://t.co/fObqcjaZGI

[Kellie Rowe @kellierowe]

update: explained to our veteran meteorologist why the internet loved this, this was his face, now he's tweeting this from our main account:

[mitch @M_itchell]

@codychale Hahahaha he's a legend man

[mitch @M_itchell]

@codychale Imagine putting "imagine" before every tweet

[mitch @M_itchell]

@codychale Why do you hate him

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Nice.. Great for the brand https://t.co/9kCSo4dl5z

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

I respect this but not the time or place

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

.@VP Colts just scored again
up 23-9 now

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

If football coaches were honest...

[Blake Dimock @BDimock]

When you blacked out last night but refuse to accept the truth from your friends about what happened https://t.co/40bMiwaLRw

[mitch @M_itchell]

@codychale I would respect women if they stopped talking about routes

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Amidst tumultuous visit to storm-wracked Puerto Rico, US president Donald Trump finds time to unwind with relaxing round of golf.