emma

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

We’re not up against a candidate. We’re up against a machine. That’ll be clearer tonight.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My bedside table

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

Reminder that you shouldn't be watching any of the Olympics and you should feel actively bad supporting anything around it even by watching it casually. You don't *have* to watch figure skating this year. It's not worth it.

[lizard @LizardX]

I will not support a war caused by an old man with dementia

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

when I find a typo in a book I become absolutely riddled with demonic power

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@SenSanders I keep forgetting that you’re still alive

[Taylor C Kottke @taycar_]

Me when she said “you kept me like a secret i kept you like an oath” #RedTaylorsVersion

[MARIAM @mariam_mohamed_]

jake gyllenhaal’s current girlfriend after she listens to All too Well

#RedTaylorsVersion

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Money can’t buy you class

[emma @M_uhhhh]

@syd_ray1 Next you should make one for @coddeny from the time the Selena stans came after her

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

It’s true.

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Actually us watching that Victoria kiss #TheBachelor

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

YES it seems Old Man Winter paid us a visit late last night! And he brought with him not a pillow, or a sheet, but a blanket..........a blanket of snow.

[emma @M_uhhhh]

Where did they get this footage of my husband?

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

10 year old me thought this was the coolest person in the world

[Thottiest of Them All @ThottPockett8]

Me accusing everyone but Jonathan the entire time:

#TheUndoing

[emma @M_uhhhh]

@A_kline12 Wow... truly a MASTERPIECE