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@ConspiracyHQ I’m a fast cook I guess

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@ConspiracyHQ @ModeloUSA The foil. Get rid of it

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 no guts no glory

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@TweetIncaviglia I’m alive and well. Livin’ the dream!

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Did I just out myself for having an iPhone 8???? Logging off again

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The “phone” should be part of the swipe up menu on an iPhone. Thanks

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@ryforry IF YOU DONT COUNT THE BUM POINTS YOU WON BY A LOT.

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@ryforry @TweetIncaviglia there are no words

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@LDuderino I hate that guy

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Been a while! Hope my loyal followers are good.

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Raise your hand if you’re still right clicking to get a synonym for “good”

[Rebecca Ellis @Rjaellis]

Wheelers now at fence as flash bangs and smoke begin.

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@aginnt You compare the increase in cases to the other countries and say US is ‘average’. We’re on same trajectory as Italy where there is a shortage of beds/hospitals; warnings of the same for US. So why not panic?

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@aginnt In your article don’t you argue that the central gov responses is a problem? And ‘totalitarian’ (inflammatory language much?) Yet only central gov could spend this sum of money and build on such a scale.

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@ryforry She rocks em

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@bobby heartwarming videos of father and son games of catch should be shared like vets making surprise returns home from war.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

*sending an email* haha take that you absolute mother fucker

*receiving an email* ah shit! fuck! what the fuck!!!!!!!! shit!

[deg @degg]

if i was a female motorist id plop my big sloppy tits on the steering wheel and use my hands for texting. put my honkers to work

[deg @degg]

followin this guy around... tryin to fuck his ass