Mason Reed

Pimpin' ain't easy, but i do it

[Obsrvate @obsrvate]

Jennifer Lopez spoke out after she was seen having a FREAK OFF with Diddy and other men in the Diddy Files and she revealed that she only did it because was paid $350k by Diddy 😬👀

"He always wanted to see me have s*x with other men"
"He offered me $350k and I really needed it"

[ChronoTheHarlequin @ChronoHarlequin]

“Lemme just check in on that Podracer who I bet 67000 credits on”
“…”

[💟 ᏦᏋᎩ ᏦᏋᎩ ᎷᎧᏁᎥᎤᏬᏋ 💟 @KeyKeytoMarz]

Greatest commercial EVER!!!

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

CONAN AT HARVARD: “No university in our nation has produced more Nobel laureates or white collar criminals… so whether you choose good or evil, know that you are among the very best.”

[RamenRetro🍩 @ramenretro1]

That's not matt berry that's Jackie Daytona the human bartender

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

Over four paragraphs for the gorilla

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

😭😭😭

[autist @litteralyme0]

THAT WAS TODAY

[Sponge ! TADC MOVIE SPOILERS @SussedSponge]

I watched this episode a few days ago and I never noticed until then that SpongeBob physically reacts to the background music changing from calm to metal. I love subtle fourth wall breaks lol

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[jazz chisholm’s cleats @JazzJizzholmJr]

You sick motherfucker

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

i know we're already way beyond the pale, but in any normal society, this should be pitchforks and torches type stuff

[johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

Might be the funniest video I’ve watched in a long time. Legit laughed out loud when he went for the scooter

[LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast]

The amount of funny jokes they could fit into a short segment was genuinely masterful once.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

L.A. Noire had the unique ability of going from 0 to 60 at any time.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

lol SNL just brought back their "Cast List" sketch that was cut for time when Will Ferrell hosted in 2019

Will and Kenan Thompson are such scene stealers lol they're so good here. here's a side-by-side of tonight's sketch vs. the one from 2019