carolyn 🇨🇦

CANADIAN BABY! Photographer by profession, extreme Disney Parks nerd, ashamed Coca Cola addict, and sucker for cute dog videos. she/her

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

was it by “drinking raw milk”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Explaining to children that they shouldn't worry about a career because the world will be completely unlivable in 15 years and that death will be a sweet relief from living in a nuclear wasteland is probably the hardest part of working at Build-A-Bear.

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

The “Marcus Brody cut” in Indiana Jones is a masterclass in comedic editing. It works flawlessly because Spielberg isn’t just subverting the scene, he's weaponising our own knowledge of his filmmaking style against us.
Happy heavenly birthday, Denholm Elliott

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Is it me, or does Scott Bessent look like Will Ferrel playing Janet Reno???

[carolyn 🇨🇦 @MaTurkeyLegs]

@Fer157I @LaUnicaBeta Search up a bimanual exam. We get probed like that too.

[carolyn 🇨🇦 @MaTurkeyLegs]

@ogorangebird Remember the giant grass in the Honey I Shrunk playground? Or the giant clover at DCA bugs land? I’ll never understand why they didn’t do that all over Toy Story Land

[carolyn 🇨🇦 @MaTurkeyLegs]

@JimShull @Bxn3332 The grass in the Magic kingdom hub wears just fine with people sitting and standing on it in the Florida heat.

[carolyn 🇨🇦 @MaTurkeyLegs]

This is what happens when you use Just For Men beard dye

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

A third beret has hit John Travolta’s head

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

(Doctors huddling outside of Billy Joel’s hospital room after test results just came back showing he had a heart attack.)

“So, when we tell him, do we do the thing?”

[Patrick Schwarzenegger @PSchwarzenegger]

You got no idea…

[carolyn 🇨🇦 @MaTurkeyLegs]

@simonmaechling History repeats. Ever hear about the dark ages?

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

It’s got two settings, Antarctica & Bahamas.
Engine gone rattle like a ‘97 Civic but it ain’t gone fail you. Can’t even hear the TV when it’s on.

[carolyn 🇨🇦 @MaTurkeyLegs]

@DisneyScoopGuy I’m so sick of the Disney Adult discourse. The world is garbage as it is. Let people enjoy the fun things they enjoy. We are just out here trying to find a shred of happiness in the shitstorm

[carolyn 🇨🇦 @MaTurkeyLegs]

@degenutz @oldskoolkewl @ImBreckWorsham Yes but the refineries in America are only set up to process Heavy Crude.
The oil that is taken out of the ground in America is called “Sweet Crude” and is sold elsewhere for refining.
Therefor American needs Middle Eastern Heavy Crude to refine and create gasoline for the USA

[carolyn 🇨🇦 @MaTurkeyLegs]

@WhiteHouse Oh just fuck off

[carolyn 🇨🇦 @MaTurkeyLegs]

@houseofston3s Why is it always The Gap!!! I want these Mickey Mouse coveralls but they’re for toddler boys 😭

[carolyn 🇨🇦 @MaTurkeyLegs]

@jennsky24

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

A follower showed me something called "Ambrosia Salad" the other day.

…Is this real? Like, an actual thing people eat?

Marshmallows.
Whipped cream.
Canned fruit.
Coconut.

…all of that? In one bowl? What is even supposed to go in a salad anymore?

This is a salad??

I'm sorry, in what universe.

[carolyn 🇨🇦 @MaTurkeyLegs]

@difficultpatty SAAAME I love that thing

[carolyn 🇨🇦 @MaTurkeyLegs]

When I 86 the pickles from my cheeseburger I’m really asking the waiter to murder them.