Ham

FOR THE FIREMEN

[Ham @MaamSorris]

Some things never change.

[Ham @MaamSorris]

@haley_tarazona @icollier98 this tweet for indo but also 4 me

[Ash @ashley_geeeee]

My cat is still missing :(

[Shelby Clyne @shelbs_clyne]

This is the greatest scene in cinematic history. Try and argue with me.

[Joe Gatto @Joe_Gatto]

I can’t wait for fat guy winter.

[Carmen @carmendittoe]

moving to college freshman year: weeks of packing and planning, turns into a family road trip

senior year, 2 days before classes start:

[Mik @mikaelaaaxo27]

It’s that time of year again!!! Happy Jimmy Buffett, Long Island! May Bloody Mary Brennan be with you all!

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

my family is sending my 91 year old, legally blind, great uncle to europe alone for a vacation when i dead ass watched this man microwave his birthday cards four months ago

[Ham @MaamSorris]

@haley_tarazona what if u dating boy named haley tarazona

[Ham @MaamSorris]

@D_Muscarello @julayyyyyxoxo @alexsalim12 yeah the time that viet asked me to get him a smoothie and the people working messed up so badly that i ended buying one $16 smoothie with the ingredients of my drink and his drink combined

[Ham @MaamSorris]

@wizkelifa_ same :/

[Ham @MaamSorris]

@CharlieTarazona me n u hang out we thrift we kiss we wendy’s we don’t need that gurl she don’t love us she love new york city

[CT @CharlieTarazona]

Seeing Haley today made me realize how boring summer is going to be without her around ):

[Barstool SUNY @BarstoolSUNY]

Every long Islander at jimmy buffet August 8th https://t.co/bso9Rxckbd

[Ham @MaamSorris]

@JamesLopic great woman

[Ham @MaamSorris]

@joeykiesel i don’t wanna brag or anything but i got my second kill last night so i might just become an E girl or somethin idk