Mac the Knife and Spork

Subversive¹ who rarely tweets because social media is a trap. I work for a counter anti-intelligence agency from the future.
Hungry for comfort food!

¹=Honesty

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

I'm from the future. I'm here to tell you your planet was fucked over 10,000 years ago (from my time). Earth becomes the new Mars.

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

This place sucks

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

@elonmusk Yer high all the time \0/

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

Aren't you high all the time?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is high time

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

I'm from the future. I'm here to tell you your planet was fucked over 10,000 years ago (from my time). Earth becomes the new Mars.

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

I forgot how Twitter works :/

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

Ha!:D

[Jackie Singh 🇺🇸 🗳️ IWillVote.com @HackingButLegal]

An immigrant taking a Black job

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

At least 6

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

QUIZ: How many problems can you spot in this AI image of Trump with fake Black people?

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

@rhymes_me @RajLakra @HTFClubThread @AmposCampos @CaffeineAndHate @BRNekked42 @janefromhell @hesasenseishawn @jobella09 @HumpDayHashTags @deadnameadam @ChubbahBubbah @UrbanAborigane @WilliamShatner @TheTagsidermist \0/ ;)

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

Wowsers! Twitter has gone insane, following @elonmusk & @therealroseanne losing their sanity. Trump backed out. Kamala will be waiting. Trump will be stinking up Faux Newsroom

[Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne]

No one is surprised Kamala is backing out of debating Trump after what my girl @TulsiGabbard did to her.

I wouldn’t show up on a debate stage ever again if I was her either.

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

@tammyfuller07 That is trump's daughter moron. Her name is Ivanka. Her mother was Ivana, one of trump's wives. The one he buried in the weeds at his golf course for a tax write-off LOL
What did Biden do?

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

@MikesOpinionz Agreed. Republicans need to drop the abortion ban bullshit for sure if they want to have a prayer at winning. Women can still vote, and they do. However, they're also wrong on the bigger issues. They want to destroy America with Putin's aid and comfort.

[eve @eveforamerica]

Bear 🐻 ain’t got time for dat.

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

@Jbanklestankle1 My son just asked me for this or an AR-15 for his birthday. I think I'll get him the AR-15. At least I'll have a better chance of seeing him trying to sneak up on me :-/

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

@elonmusk Google, show me a picture of a moron.

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

@DC70_109 @colingill22com @IamMillyMixon @damekatydenise_ @jk_rowling

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

@Orangeolive7 Medium rare. Nom :p

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

@elonmusk Dumb and dumber

[Mac the Knife and Spork @MacAndFranks]

@Jeremy3Tears Bert Lahr

[Dr Money Trees @DrMoneyTrees]

What is the first word that comes to mind when you see this?