bathsheba

(holland taylor hate account)

[bathsheba @MacArthurPerc]

@chillshark oh so that was my impending doom feeling i felt tonight…..not the ssri

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

🚨 WARNING 🚨 You have exceeded your monthly limit of being playfully mean to this particular friend. If you reply with one more joke at their expense they WILL think you are trying to kill them

[jen @httpjens]

wait invite me

[bathsheba @MacArthurPerc]

i asked for a spooky bedtime story and she made me feel her malignant breast tumor……don’t text i’m scared

[bathsheba @MacArthurPerc]

looking at gaga’s recent pics again

[Alex ☭ @sinusitiis]

these mosquitos will pull ur panties 2 the side

[bathsheba @MacArthurPerc]

woah you’re shaking rn 😏
“i have tremors…”

[bathsheba @MacArthurPerc]

@JacksonFromTwit no ya let’s either let’s go to continental or ez inn those are the only neutral acceptable dives on the west side

[bathsheba @MacArthurPerc]

no bc why did i meet someone who thought that just simply having the air tag made it work and she’s kept this sealed brand new one in her purse for the last three months

[bathsheba @MacArthurPerc]

i hope logan lerman is having a nice day today

[pucko @pussy_liquor_]

I have a salt lick installed in my room And I stand on all fours and go to town. Until I hear a twig snap 👀 who’s there

[Liv 🐻 @prentissliv]

My fat ass just accidentally said “Texas Roadhouse massacre” instead of chainsaw

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

Did you notice that I was acting lovely the other day?

[bathsheba @MacArthurPerc]

@alcoholpuppy @6j192 @missh8r i feel so seen <3

[bathsheba @MacArthurPerc]

told my sister i did k once and she looked at me like this

[Horse Slug🐌 @horseslug]

telling the goodwill manger that i headcannon him as infertile

[bathsheba @MacArthurPerc]

this is how i talk to @alcoholpuppy

[nosgov @nosgov]

like bro bro bro think about it, think about it, you already killed the burger, youre 3 bites into the mcchicken, ur like shit i forgot the bev, go for a handful of fries, without even fully chewing the fries.. sip the diet coke, once everything goes down.. vape ..omg omg omg....