MacBethanie

Biologist 🧬 baker 🥧 & brofessor 👩🏽‍🏫 Might also see: Hair, travel, fashion, food, and action 🧘🏽‍♀️🧗🏽‍♀️

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I like this one a lot bc it applies to more than just biology. Metric system is used everywhere; Let me help you learn how to use it 😊 Full video on YT https://t.co/LcAuyBuTd4

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Twitter ➡️ Threads convert ✌🏽
Catch me on https://t.co/bB3gWYVI4q

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Just curious.

Songwriters: Do you prefer to type or write your lyrics?

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bars get bigger when you’re drunk. I’m over here texting my friend like she on the other side of the world

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what if, after death, all of your drafts on all social platforms were released. would you delete them now

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I’ll be giving the mommy seatbelt slap to my backpack in the passenger seat

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@locoiscoco 😂

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at this point I need them to continue releasing Fast n Furiouses every few years for the rest of time

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@BrianRoeComedy would it be worth it tho? there’s just something about him… 😍😂

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hear me out…

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every time I watch, I realize it’s something I never knew I needed

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@GarbageRare what am I supposed to wear 😩

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don’t you hate when it’s a nice warm beautiful day but then you go inside a building and it might as well be winter again?

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@locoiscoco 😂 better not be nothing, I only bake cakes!

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How am I craving fried chicken and sushi at the same time

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Nerd tweet of the day: If I was president, I would refer to my people as Homo sapiens and everyone would look at me like this 😒

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@TheLegacyOfJay 🙊🥰 I’m actually working on a song ❗️🤫

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can I just have a week off, of life? just a break, from all of it

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waking up at a desired time without alarm >>

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if you looking for ideas @Apple I need this one 😛 but upside down

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@o2thegreat I appreciate the support 😂😂

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in the mood to write sad songs