robert the builder

not your average joe

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smoking cigarettes causes hair to grow in weird places and possible nipples to grow around your body. just a warning i heard from a friend.

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is thanos the new bus driver for the battle bus? #RevengeTour

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paper towels are useless if u never make the mess in the first place #FamilyHustle

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get your bananas boneless. trust me. #WednesdayWisdom

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oh sorry i was just watching ratatouille #BadThingsToTellPolice

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getting choked may be a turn on for u, but not for turtles so keep ur trash outta the ocean #MondayMotivation

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you trick on april 1st and treat exactly half a year later on halloween #SaturdayThoughts

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that floating house that used to be over loot lake #HurricaneMichael

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imagine Thor but with a regular hammer #MondayMotivation

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thanos car #BoomerSooner

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pizza rolls are just Italian gushers #ThursdayThoughts

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retweet this tweet if shampoo is soap #SomethingToDebateAbout

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remember ebola? #NationalOneHitWonderDay

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my first job will be a waiter at hooters and i will wear leggings and a low shirt. just watch #NappilyEverAfter

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fruits and veggies #UnpopularPizzaToppings

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watch this short video for 30 minutesof ad free music #MondayMotivation

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tell alexa to play despacito when we’re sad #WhyDontWeAllJust

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belated bday shoutout to @trabdabious the worm always finds the dirt #NintendoDirect

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say u run a meme accounting twitter #BestWayToAWomansHeart

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u have ligma #BadThingsForADoctorToSay