Mackenzie Kell

have a memorable time

[bug girl @buggirl]

3pm-5pm is the bane of my existence every day between 3pm-5pm i lose my will to live and go insane

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

it is wild that Charlie Brown, in the plainest language possible, would always be saying “y’all I am DEPRESSED fr” and his friends would all be like hey man fuck outta here with all that can’t you see we’re trying to have a good time

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

They can cancel PPP loans, though.

[Nicholas @NicholasPas5]

Jack Harlow you will never be him

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

mentally i’m here:

[Scott Lemieux @LemieuxLGM]

"I grew up in federally subsidized housing. Did anyone ever help me get where I am? Absolutely not."

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

“oh so you want -your- tax dollars to pay for free school lunches?” literally yes. please take whatever is necessary to keep kids from going hungry. how the fuck is this controversial.

[Mackenzie Kell @MacKenzieKell_]

i want to be in an urn in julia fox’s nyc apartment

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

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[Mackenzie Kell @MacKenzieKell_]

crazy what just one simple brandy alexander with light creme de cacao and grated nutmeg garnished with chocolate curls can make you forget

[Mackenzie Kell @MacKenzieKell_]

it’s probably the espresso martinis but i am bawling

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

Andrew Garfield on losing his mother

[Mackenzie Kell @MacKenzieKell_]

how can you call yourself an adult with awful, illegible handwriting?

[Brady @pebbut]

british people can finally stop faking their accent and talk normally

[Mackenzie Kell @MacKenzieKell_]

me on St Patty’s day

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

“Is white wine all you have?”

No, I can do any

[Mackenzie Kell @MacKenzieKell_]

therapy isn’t enough i need every yacht that i cleaned in Bay Harbor to sink especially the Crystal Anne

[Mackenzie Kell @MacKenzieKell_]

nothing got my goose more than my doctor telling me that my body “goes into fight or flight to wake itself up” like what does that even mean

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Please help us spread the word. We WONT SPEND A NICKEL ON MARKETING. WE COMPLETELY RELY ON WORD OF MOUTH This allows us to price at such low prices. So all help is welcome from everyone and anyone !

[Mackenzie Kell @MacKenzieKell_]

how high do gas prices need to get for mfs to stop drag racing

[Mackenzie Kell @MacKenzieKell_]

“dad’s talking shit about Mayim Bialik again”

[Mackenzie Kell @MacKenzieKell_]

late take but i think raspberry whiteclaws have my heart