Macaroni

My name is Kyler but I’d appreciate it if you’d call me McNuggets. 9190-89

[Macaroni @MacaroniSage]

I have septuplets myself. I don't know what I'd do if I lost them. Good thing I'm a responsible parent, you should try it sometime.

[Macaroni @MacaroniSage]

Terry Silver from Karate Kid 3 called he wants his haircut back

[go hang a salami, im a lasagna hog @MattGrippi]

bullying this scooter for being a narc

[Sami Chen 🏳️‍⚧️🎙️🍉 @SamiChenVA]

@goodbeanaltalt ኃጢአተኛ ነፍስህ ከድነት በላይ ነው እናም ሰላምን እና ህመምንም አታውቅም ፣ ብቸኛው የባዶነት ቅዝቃዜ ብቻ ነው የንስሐ ጊዜ ተጠናቅቋል ፣ ምክንያቱም ጥፋቶችህ በክፉ ዓይነትህ ከማንኛውም ተልእኮ ይበልጣሉ መ���ረሻው https://t.co/09LvDMLFih

[Sarah Mucha @sarahmucha]

After being introduced by Luis Fonsi, Joe Biden pulled out his phone and started playing Despacito ahead of his remarks kicking off Hispanic Heritage Month in Kissimmee, FL.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Cam Newton.. the guy who was unemployed for 86 nights.. and signed for basically NO MONEY.. just scored another touchdown for that team that everybody hates

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

going to feel extremely empowering to be hit with predatory fees from a woman-led bank 💅

[James Willems @JamesWillems]

Children aren't born hateful or with a desire to ride a recumbent bicycle. It is TAUGHT.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Mass evictions could be prevented if Congress prioritized struggling people 1/2 as much as it prioritizes Wall St bailouts.

It’s never too late to help people w/:
- rent + mortgage relief
- 2nd stim check
- UI extension
- Emergency state & local funding
- Expand Medicare
& more

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

.@Snowden should be pardoned.

He was a whistleblower who exposed an illegal unconstitutional mass surveillance program run by the NSA. And he was punished for doing so. https://t.co/nJMLiNMF58

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Police Officer Wouldn’t Have Killed Black Man If He Knew Everyone Would Make Such A Big Fuss About It https://t.co/rMtFU6FQ2H

[Dock Of Shame @FavDockOfShame]

The entirety of Twitter has been eliminated and sent to the Dock of Shame!

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

🤔

[Ash @SantanaelChan]

this shit is absurdly funny to me

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War Lobby Just Two Opposing Teams Threatening to Start Match

https://t.co/70VvF5ThHz

[Elyse Willems @ElyseWillems]

MOVIE MAGIC!!!1