Macey Zeinstra

if you can bong a beer faster than me I'll take you on a date.

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

When you think you have your life together but then you check d2l.

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

@ajfox620 @gdtwinkie This was my project I worked on at SDSU!🫶🏻

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

@Libby_Schneider @BayleyKroupa Have you been feeling sluggish even after getting a full night sleep? Let me help! Only three steps that takes less time than you spend on social media in the morning! DM me and I’ll send you a trial pack for free♥️♥️ What do you have to lose? #thrive #levele #leveleup

[Jesse Mechanic @JMechanic]

Police killings in the U.S. are 33.5 people per 10 mill. That's incredibly high. #2 on the list is Canada at 9.8.

Germany is 1.3
England is .5
Japan is .2
Norway is 0

The idea that police killings are inevitable is psychotic given that it doesn't happen like this anywhere else.

[hannah @discounthannah]

People will be like “I’m not getting the vaccine, who knows what’s in it” and then eat hot dogs

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

But hey Krusti Noem is America’s governor right?

[annie @anniebelle_19]

my home state has been trending in the last year for:
1. “meth-we’re on it!”
2. one of the highest rates of COVID cases per capita
3. the AG running a man down w/ his car and claiming he thought it was a “deer”
4. the gov picking fights w lil nas x

yeesh

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

@BayleyKroupa Print them off line, three hole punch, and a binder. Amazon has cute recipe binders with dividers for soup, main dish, appetizer, etc.

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

@mariokartdwi @mgprk @BayleyKroupa ☺️☺️

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

@chroniclateness @mgprk @mariokartdwi @BayleyKroupa ☺️☺️

[James @CaucasianJames]

people will just stand in front of something at the grocery store and not move i’m gonna do one more lap and if this lady is still blocking the half off strawberries i’m causing a scene

[Pizza Pi in the Sky⛄ @mojetsky]

His hair and makeup tips. #ThingsImGonnaMissAboutTrump

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

@PaigeP35 Or when you would inform a family that it’s about an hour wait and then they get mad at you 45 minutes later because their kids are starving🥲🥲

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

@CaucasianJames @BayleyKroupa

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

@BayleyKroupa I wish I could “♥️” this 100 times🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

This aged well.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

If @realDonaldTrump were to lose (he won’t) his supporters will go to work tomorrow just as we do everyday. When Biden loses, his “supporters” will likely loot and riot. Tells you everything you need to know! #Trump2020

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

@Libby_Schneider @BayleyKroupa Libby, ketchup is not a food group and I’m sick of you believing it needs to be the main ingredient for everything. New year new you. #StopLibby2021

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

@Mac__Moore Did you dick anyone down?

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

Anyone know how much Tom Brady paid the refs today?

[꧁ꨄ𝐷𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑒𝐷𝑥𝑟𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠ꨄ꧂ @divinedxrkness]

I can officially say I’ve worn a mask more than a bra this year

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

@BayleyKroupa Slut hut #NeverForget

[Macey Zeinstra @MaceyZeinstra]

@BayleyKroupa In 2021 can I still be your best friend but maybe with an updated picture?