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[Not Seth Macfarlane @MacfarlaneNot]

How I spend my nights @SethMacFarlane

[Not Seth Macfarlane @MacfarlaneNot]

Great to see @SethMacFarlane on @jimmyfallon the other night #latenight

[Not Seth Macfarlane @MacfarlaneNot]

Stewie: Brian wouldn't be marvelous if a man could be with another man.
Brian: Yeah, it's called being gay.
#FamilyGuy

[Not Seth Macfarlane @MacfarlaneNot]

You can expect 8-12 inches tonight, and no I'm not talking about snow. #FamilyGuy

[Not Seth Macfarlane @MacfarlaneNot]

Abraham Lincoln: hey neighbor your lawns getting a little high..
Neighbor: Ya, I used to have a guy for that, dick.
#familyguy

[Consuela @FamilyGuy_]

Noo... Noo... I need more sleep... I too tired...

[Not Seth Macfarlane @MacfarlaneNot]

When teachers give you annoying assignments, I just want to yell "fuck you". #familyguy

[Not Seth Macfarlane @MacfarlaneNot]

Sources tell me that @DerkRagu 's little brother bang through the floor.

[Not Seth Macfarlane @MacfarlaneNot]

Sources tell me @ralphojoe puts hoes before bros. #whatadouche

[Not Seth Macfarlane @MacfarlaneNot]

Your vacation is 1 day less than it actually is because the last day you think about going back the whole damn day. #schoolprobs #familyguy

[Not Seth Macfarlane @MacfarlaneNot]

@TABJGE great idea

[Not Seth Macfarlane @MacfarlaneNot]

The thought of going to school makes me want to puke. #familyguy #schoolprobs

[Not Seth Macfarlane @MacfarlaneNot]

@Marcus_OSFH me too

[Family Guy @FamilyGuyonFOX]

Seth MacFarlane's "Holiday for Swing!" is on @iTunesMusic. Get it for the holiday season! http://t.co/bhWDS9lzjL

[Not Seth Macfarlane @MacfarlaneNot]

@DopeRae_ me too

[Not Seth Macfarlane @MacfarlaneNot]

@Marc_MuFc1 yes it does

[Marc 🏁 @Marc_UTFR]

If you are ever in a bad mood, just turn family guy on, it'll cheer you up instantly. Guaranteed. 😂

[alyssa @alwaysalyssaaa]

Can't bring myself to start this paper, all I want to do is watch Family Guy