alyssa

she/her • clemson alum

[alyssa @alwaysalyssaaa]

I really wanna know how all y’all adults make friends

Asking for myself.. because I can’t ask for a friend

Because I have no friends. Thx

[maha @mahaaaay]

can people stop pretending like an aperol spritz is good

[jár @jarodzsz]

watching love island feels like what i imagine being in remedial math class feels like

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[alyssa @alwaysalyssaaa]

They did a good job making a pile of dog sh*t look semi ok

[South Carolina Gamecocks @GamecocksOnline]

THIS is Columbia 🌇

[Shivani @theonlyshivani]

Tonight’s episode really pissed me off.

1. Why leave the dumping up to the islanders?

2. It’s clear the boys dumped Sol because of sincere.

3. Every bombshell coming in is so screwed.

4. This season is officially boring.

5. Aniya and KC and cooked.

#loveislandUSA

[alyssa @alwaysalyssaaa]

I can’t STAND THIS MAN

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

leading someone on and then saying they should get voted out because they’re not in a real couple… sincere you’re nuts #loveislandusa

[Spurs Culture @SpursCulture]

Ethical ragebaiter

[alyssa @alwaysalyssaaa]

How do I know that Alana Haim made these bc she’s been super into screen printing with her Cricut lately but that doesn’t matter because THE KNICKS SUCK AND GO SPURS GO

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

Stevie Knicks, Knickelback and Knickole Kidman

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

game day once again

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

"HER"???? women in sports >

[alyssa @alwaysalyssaaa]

HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE THEM?

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

LOOK AT WHAT IT MEANS

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

dunno if it’s possible to overstate how potentially transformative it is to have a player like wemby become the face of the nba. a bunch of boys/young men growing up seeing this kind of unabashed raw emotion and care factor is big time

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[k @kurtos]

OKC is the NBA's MAGA

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Mind you

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Alex Caruso wearing that sweatband on his cueball ass head annoys me.

[rose @wynrosei]

"What radicalized you?"
Watching my female relatives plan, cook, shop, decorate, clean, and organize for the holidays while the men just show up and watch TV the whole time.

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

me seeing the first song i ever streamed on spotify

[Pop Base @PopBase]

First trailer for ‘PRACTICAL MAGIC 2,’ starring Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock.

Releases in theatres this September.

[alyssa @alwaysalyssaaa]

@GigaBasedDad I drink so much water fool