John Machacon

Who’s ready to be disappointed?

[John Machacon @MachaJohn]

I will now attempt to recite all 890 Pokemon from memory...

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Eagles, RB Saquon Barkley agree to terms on contract. (via @rapsheet, @mikegarafolo, @tompelissero)

[Nick Foles @NickFoles]

It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm.

Have a great night!

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

Cooper DeJean hit sticked Derrick Henry. The sheer caucacity.

[John Machacon @MachaJohn]

Respectfully, your Holiness, they are in cap Hell at the moment

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

The #Saints are precious pearls and are always living and relevant, because they provide a fascinating commentary on the Gospel. Their lives are an illustration of the Good News that Jesus brought to humanity: God is our Father, who loves everyone with boundless love.

[Kassidy Hill @KassidyGHill]

Don’t say I never did anything for yall*

(*i did this for me)

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"But I also wonder how many of these [Cal students] are here because they didn't get into Stanford." - Stanford Steve

"If it was so great at Stanford, why did you have a girlfriend here at Cal?" - Nick Saban

[Fan Page | Moo Deng @MooDengSOL]

do it for her ⋆͛*͛

💝🦛#moodeng 🦛🩷

[rory🚶‍♀️ @roryofffilm]

children yearn to be war boys for immortan joe

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

WHAT IS #83 LAST NAME😭😭😭

[Tej Seth @tejfbanalytics]

drafting kyle pitts again this year

[Quincy “Q” Wilson @QuincyWilson5]

Dang, I really got school in 2 and a half weeks💔 #Gold #OlympicGamesParis

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

When you ain’t do nun on the group project and still get an A🏅

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Naz Reid.

[Colb @___Colb___]

EA Sports College Football 25 comes out now Joe Biden quitting his job he can’t fool me.

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Taking PTO is great bc you get to come back to work more stressed than before but with a tan

[Yu-Gi-Oh! @yugioh]

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[Chris Hemsworth @chrishemsworth]

Bring Me Thanos!!!