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I live in hope that humanity will always prevail.

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

lol

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

🚨 MOU COLLAPSING: IRGC shuts down the Strait of Hormuz due to Israeli attacks on southern Lebanon.

Latest developments:

— Iran demands guarantees the Lebanon fighting will end before resuming U.S. talks.
— Netanyahu vows Israel will stay in southern Lebanon “as long as necessary.”
— Israeli strikes continue to ramp up in Lebanon.
— Israeli officials reportedly believe Trump has “lost interest” and Israel may need to act alone.
— Israeli National Security Minister Ben Gvir calls for massive escalation, saying “all of Lebanon must burn.”

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a shocking break with Donald Trump, Republican Senator Ted Cruz just slammed Trump's Iran deal, calling it "ill advised". This is huge.

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws1]

IRAN HAS CLOSED THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ AGAIN AFTER ISRAEL BOMBED LEBANON.

The IRGC Navy warns that NO vessel should attempt to cross.

Iran says the Strait will remain CLOSED until Israel withdraws from Lebanon, the naval blockade is fully lifted, and U.S. forces leave the Persian Gulf and the region.

The IRGC is broadcasting a warning on maritime frequencies:

“The Strait of Hormuz will remain closed until these conditions are met.”

“Any vessel that defies this directive will be TARGETED.”

The move comes after Israeli strikes on Southern Lebanon and Israel’s refusal to withdraw from Lebanese territory.

[gino.eth 💽 @GinoTheGhost]

The Reflecting Pool is a perfect metaphor for the Trump administration:

- Ignore experts and science
- Overspend
- Declare early, historic victory
- "THE LEFT HATE THIS"
- Ends in total failure
- Unfounded conspiracies about sabotage
- MAGA pretends it doesn't actually matter

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Friday to everyone who noticed that, while even MILLI VANILLI bailed on trump's birthday, EVERYONE showed up for President Obama, including all the living Presidents, Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen, John Legend, Jennifer Hudson, Common, Eddie Vedder, Tom Hanks, Stephen Spielberg...

People showed up for the REAL ones.

Michael Steele: "This is a moment that can be about the country. And I think a lot of people are looking at it that way."🙏💪

[Joel Cardwell @jdcarX]

I don’t like it. https://t.co/alHPRt1OyN

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Americans trying to figure out why they have to pay $300 billion to Iran after winning the war 27 times

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

BREAKING: LOL! Australia World Cup fans go viral with a chant of "Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender" and MAGA world is FURIOUS!

This is just too funny...

Clips are spreading like wildfire across social media showing hundreds of Australia fans in several locations gleefully belting out the chant.

Australia will face off against the United States tomorrow in Seattle after triumphing over Turkiye this past weekend. Ahead of that showdown, the Aussies are waging a particularly funny brand of psychological warfare.

Predictably, supporters of the President are screeching their outrage all over X, with some calling for the Australian fans to be banned from the United States for the match. As usual, these Republicans believe in free speech until they hear speech that they don't like.

But the problem for MAGA is that Trump IS a sex offender. He's an adjudicated rapist and a self-admitted sexual predator. He's also an alleged pedophile and judging just by the Epstein files that we have seen, he preyed on little girls for years.

This is what the entire world now thinks of the American President.

The Oval Office used to inspire respect and awe, now it's the butt of every joke.

Please like and share if you have NO PROBLEM with this chant!

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

Goooooooold!

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

That’s how to close a top tier event‼️

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

BREAKING: 🇮🇱🇱🇧 Israel started a ground invasion again in Southern Lebanon tonight

A huge battle ongoing with an enormous amount of Israeli casualties

Israel is advancing from three different routes towards the Ali al-Taher Hills area.

4 Israeli military vehicles are completely destroyed

Hezbollah fires AD missiles at warplanes & bombards evacuation sites for the injured soldiers.

Non-stop med-evac helicopter flights, as Hezbollah engages soldiers directly at zero distance while also throwing waves of rockets & artillery at the invading occupation forces.

[Sandra K Eckersley @SandraEckersley]

Hard to see how Pauline Hanson can rationalize her call for a ‘monoculture’ with trips to Israel and wearing an Israeli flag into the Australian Senate chamber. #auspol

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

@WhiteHouse

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Bruce Springsteen performs at the Obama Presidential Center Opening Ceremony

[Dazza @Dazzaat]

One Nations Gina Rinehart says Australia should "give Land to Israelis & Islands to Elon Musk. "
Gina Rinehart says Australia should give Elon Musk islands to launch satellites into space | Gina Rinehart | The Guardian https://t.co/6IOdd2GEq9

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

It will be hard to put a tarp over this one… hehehee

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

Moscow's instantly-iconic exploding fuel storage tank is resulting in a flood of memes. I'll add a selection below...

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨OMG TRUMP IS GOING TO SHIT HIMSELF

Michelle Obama just got even with Trump by honoring all his achievements INCLUDING WINNING A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.

This is absolutely epic.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Letterman: Mrs. Obama and Mr. Obama… oh my god speeches one actually listens to, speeches that consume you, that get inside you and cause you to think and feel like a lowly, worthless human being who has to strive to greatness. It's an amazing afternoon, and I'm going to shut up here in a minute because my nose is running.