Centrist Drum Machine

Vintage drum machine weaponized for Centrism. Zot.

[The West Wing @thewestwingTV]

Should Bernie Sanders even win the Democrats' primary, considering he sits as an Independent?

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If we fight the child marriage ban in Utah, will it help us get the Libertarian AND Romney voters?

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@virgiltexas If the left wing beer is Tecate and the right wing beer is Coors, then what beer do we centrists get? Michelob Ultra?

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@HowardSchultz ahhh. It really warms my circuits to hear those two magic words: both sides.

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@JaBogen But does he throw stuff? I need to know. Thank you.

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@willmenaker So glad to be fighting alongside her against all the Bernie Bots in the Great Cyberwar of 2020. Sometimes I wish to be human too.

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Power on