RedBeard

Comic books, Detroit Tigers, Wrestling and tomfoolery.

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

Malgeri gets his first MLB hit on the first pitch he sees!

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

WALK IT OFF MATTY V ‼️

[n @vognon_]

Btw I miss you
Fuck you

[autist @litteralyme0]

When I'm on the ground after flying 10ft out of my windshield from my totaled car and a group of kids recording say I can't park here

[MotorCityMcgonigles⚾️ @JordanCrestani]

*Comerica looks like this with severe thunderstorm warning*

Umpires: “Play ball.”

#dnmw

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Day 3 of no caffeine and I’ve lost hearing in my right eye

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

I’ll put my dick in a ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[remx @biigrem]

losin a funny bitch way worse than losing a bad bitch you can find a bad bitch anywhere, it's only like 55 funny bitches on earth

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

slut shaming? no I’m a slut encourager. take those titties out for me bae

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[RedBeard @MachineLJK]

@Loki120682 @Ssnyder1835

[BFrog @BFrog__]

yo meando a mi amigo porque su ligue era una bruja y nos convirtió en salchichas

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[RedBeard @MachineLJK]

@Alekos1985 @thirdmetax

[S @nlvvc_]

how do i delete this bitch from my brain

[iza @izamamaa]

“nobody coming to save you also implies

no one is coming to stop you”

[r @shorty2kiss]

stop healing, go insane, fuck everyone