Macho Mankind

Oooohhhh Yeahhhh! Have a nice day.

[Macho Mankind @MachoMankind]

Your gross profit in the last 12 months was half a BILLION dollars. We're only asking for a service that works, you can afford that. The last version was fine, so why did you screw it up? Fix this.

Signed,
A very annoyed day one customer.

@WWENetwork #WWENetwork

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Hey @WWENetwork:

Your new layout & functionality in Canada is one of the worst customer experiences in the history of technology. Terrible menus, removal of useful features from previous version, buried content, getting signed out every 5 minutes...the list goes on. #WWENetwork

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RIP, little blue bird.

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If you call it that first thing, you're doing it wrong.

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Common themes included funky ass tunes and....space?

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@ringsidenews_

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Thoughts on the new strap?

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@WWE @WWEUsos @FightOwensFight @SamiZayn

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@EBischoff @HeyHeyItsConrad @RicFlairNatrBoy @83Weeks

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How does one even smoke an ass, @TheRealXPac? #FourTwenty

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@AJFrancis410 @MichaelCole Not a video game clip, but I believe this still fits the bill. Especially the end.

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@nodqdotcom Too much coffee?

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@WONF4W @SI_wrestling Cool, but I wonder what Stone Coldbrew Steve Coffee thought?

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@ChrisVanVliet Is it Stone Coldbrew Steve Coffee?

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Coffee 3:16 says I just filtered your ass! ☕ @steveaustinBSR

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Sound ON for best results!
@PaulWight @RealKurtAngle @Torrie11

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Gonna go crawl into my coffin now.
@undertaker

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This is The Brain on drugs 🍳

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This sh*t is 🍌🍌🍌

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@WrestlingNewsCo Another clickbait post like your Triple H one. They didn't offer any comment on any potential sale.