Macie O'Hanlon

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[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Payton Washington is in the ICU after she was shot for getting in the wrong car in Texas

Kaylin Gillis was shot to death for driving into the wrong driveway in New York

Ralph Yarl was shot in the head for ringing the doorbell at the wrong house in Missouri

It’s the guns

[BiG NiCOLE 🖤 @niicole__nicole]

If a man LEADS PROPERLY , a woman submits naturally.

[Macie O'Hanlon @MacieO_]

It’s hilarious seeing how accurate an absurd show like The Righteous Gemstones is

[Macie O'Hanlon @MacieO_]

This is a bit much right?

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Tomorrow’s a big day.

We’re gonna need all of you.

All 330M+ in the land of the free, home of the brave.

All 50 states, united.

For 90 minutes.

One Nation. One Team.

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Macie O'Hanlon @MacieO_]

Passengers eating Funyuns in the car is a crime against humanity

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

Bigger corporate profits account for *over half* of the higher prices people are paying.

[Macie O'Hanlon @MacieO_]

@lil_pinenut @morganlayne13 Why’s that

[Macie O'Hanlon @MacieO_]

Equating bodily autonomy to subjective attraction is beyond me. A person married to a woman making light of women nearly dying because they don’t have a choice over their own body is revolting. Anyone who chooses oversight to this clip can forget my name

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Gaetz: "Why is it that the women with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the ones most worried about having abortions? Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb."

[Betsy Fogle @Fogle4MO]

Abortion is now illegal in Missouri.

No exceptions for rape or incest.

Right before I was elected, I met a pregnant 11 year old who has been raped by her uncle.

What about HER rights?

[Macie O'Hanlon @MacieO_]

@morganlayne13 I reported your tweet

[Macie O'Hanlon @MacieO_]

Has anyone heard from CeeLo Green?

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

The mom that ran in and saved her kids after being handcuffed in Uvalde finally spoke out.

[Sandra Tayler @SandraTayler]

The Onion is not playing today.

[Macie O'Hanlon @MacieO_]

“Pro-life”

[Evan Smith @evanasmith]

INBOX: ⁦@GovAbbott⁩ slams ⁦@JoeBiden⁩ ⁦@POTUS⁩ for providing baby formula to undocumented immigrants during a national shortage #txlege #tx2022

[Macie O'Hanlon @MacieO_]

I mean what would he say, no?

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"Do you think you can win the Masters this week?

Tiger: "I do."

(via @TheMasters)

[Macie O'Hanlon @MacieO_]

Amanda Seyfried is incredible in The Dropout. I tweeted just to say this

[◢ M i k e D i v a ◣ @mikediva]

This might be my favorite sketch I’ve gotten to direct @ SNL so far

[Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron]

The former ERCOT chief testified that when he ordered power prices to stay at the maximum price cap for days on end during last year’s freeze, running up billions of dollars in bills for power companies, he was following the direction of Gov. Abbott https://t.co/nwSFZzxMLh