🚨 In Case You Missed The Raven, Just Know THIS IS INSANE.
The City Watch say a 35-year-old man FAKED BEING A KINGSGUARD MEMBER and allegedly scammed 26 maidens out of more than $1.3 MILLION dragons through courting & Braavosi investment schemes.
He reportedly used:
🗡️ Fake jousting career
🐦⬛ Fake raven correspondense
💰 Fake Braavosi bank statements
🐴 Luxury steeds
His IG even had “Squire szn” “Getting knighted” and “Ashford Tourney” highlights.
He was arrested on the Kingsroad with an alleged accomplice.
Republicans hate Texas BBQ, because their policies will wipe out every Que joint that doesn't have the gall, branding, and Texas Monthly reviews to get away with charging you a month's rent for 8 oz of brisket. -OS