Mack Caruso

I'll probably tell you the same story a million times

[Mack Caruso @MackCaruso]

Syllabus: "You need a 40 on the exam and a 50 in the course to pass"
Me:

[Johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

Mood

[Mack Caruso @MackCaruso]

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[Mack Caruso @MackCaruso]

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[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE.

[Max @MFRP92]

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

[Mack Caruso @MackCaruso]

@rjochoa Is it finally happening?!

[DraftKings News @DraftKingsNews]

We sincerely apologize for the featured parlay that was shared briefly in commemoration of 9/11. We respect the significance of this day for our country and especially for the families of those who were directly affected.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

You just wasted some of your rate limit reading this tweet about rate limit.

[Mack Caruso @MackCaruso]

@Lolsamantha idk but I think Amelie might be to blame for this deja vu

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Mack Caruso @MackCaruso]

@Lolsamantha Inconclusive. “X-rays on a hedgehog, you’d think I’d know?”
#vetsarefrauds

[Mack Caruso @MackCaruso]

@BarstoolBigCat But no shipping to Canada…

[Mack Caruso @MackCaruso]

@BarstoolBigCat 21

[Mack Caruso @MackCaruso]

@DerekMountain First time in my life I can confidently say this

[Guelph Police Service @GuelphPolice]

We shouldn’t have to say this but … PLEASE STOP CALLING 911 FOR POWER AND NETWORK OUTAGES. We can’t fix either of them and it ties up phone lines for people actually having emergencies. #Guelph #UseCommonSensePlease -st

[Mack Caruso @MackCaruso]

*gets an $1800 quote to fix car*
Me:

[Mack Caruso @MackCaruso]

@DerekMountain How did people ever use maps to travel

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

chet holmgren looks like if tyler herro and the food critic from ratatouille had a baby