Mackenzie Gilmore

welcome to the shit show

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

I am the way I am because I ingested a lot of lip smackers in my earlier days

[DECKI @bydecki]

him: r u stupid
me:

[Dirty Dan @daniellemaria99]

alright who put fuckin Hellen Keller in charge of the apple weather app?

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

@jarywhiite I’ll start preparing for the hangover now 😀

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

I’m a whore for a dance in Gore Bay

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

@caroylnglabsy I’ve got a hankering for a ham and cheese sandwich and a rye and Pepsi at 2 am

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

Happy first birthday to my IUD 🎉 love u girl

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

@caroylnglabsy I FEEL THIS

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

This warm weather is really making me crave Campbells

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

@Dakota_Legge @caroylnglabsy I wake up to it all 😂

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

@lexagordo I have tried with acrylics and you get keef ALL UP IN YOUR NAILS

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

If you’ve never experienced vertigo, it’s like you just got off the starship 3000 at the Prov fair, that feeling constantly

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

Avacados need to be treated for ED , cause they never stAY HARD FFS

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

@spidergifida OH MY GOODNESSSS🥺❤️ congrats, you look so happy! Hope you’re both doing well 🥰

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

My mom thinks I need an X Ray but how do I tell the doctor I injured my elbow in a drunken roller skating incident

[roxanne @onntherox]

“once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like “when the Leafs win the Stanley Cup”

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

AMEN

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

@Keefler_Elf Sell cigarettes to children for $5 a piece

[Dirty Dan @daniellemaria99]

my hobbies include cracking my back and that’s literally it

[Mackenzie Gilmore @MackG98]

@caroylnglabsy Cute lil farm family 🥺