Max

[Max @MackGlazed]

A kid told me I remind him of Kanga, Pocahontas, and Princess Leia today 😭

[Max @MackGlazed]

I forgot how upset TLOU2 ending made me until rewatching that shit 😞

[Max @MackGlazed]

You say I don’t deserve that, but do it anyways. Explain that?

[Max @MackGlazed]

Men really love comedy shows

[Max @MackGlazed]

A guy at the bar turned around, saw me, and said “oh I didn’t realize Sydney Sweeney was behind me” and I will soak in that compliment forever. Mind I had on a tshirt!

[Max @MackGlazed]

You’ll either ask for me back or the next time I make a hinge my profile picture will be the selfie I took on our way to our 1 yr dinner

[Max @MackGlazed]

IM SO SICK OF BEING MENTALLY SICK AND PUSHING EVERYONE AWAY!!!

[Max @MackGlazed]

FUCK

[Max @MackGlazed]

WHY CANT MY BRAIN BE FU KING. ORMALLSOSLLSLLLLLLLLL

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Get you a dude who loves you even though you’re a fuckin bitch

[Max @MackGlazed]

I am so tired of enabling children to act like crazy adults.

[Max @MackGlazed]

The people on Temptation Island need real honest couples therapy, not this shit.

[Max @MackGlazed]

No one warned me that being a teacher meant I would accidentally get a paper cut once every 2 day.

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

i can't wait to meet someone and realize i was never asking for too much

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Max @MackGlazed]

Thankful for Fahrenheit 451 and the 2000’s education because otherwise I think many more of us would be comfortable banning more and more books.

[j @thejaybaybay]

Doing an ICE raid at a school is disgusting.