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that guy you used to see at conventions. Married to @ms_CandyApples frmr host of @TheColumboys Young(ish) grandpa. He/Him. Avatar by Beet

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Twitter is absolutely undefeated as the place to go to get yelled at by someone you don’t know about something you never said on a subject you don’t care about.

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@AdHaque110 @mehdirhasan I’m not sure why they think congress can abolish an international aid organization.

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oh my god this is terrible. I’m just now finding this out. Newt Gingrich is alive!?

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Newt Gingrich on the death of Lindsey Graham: It's an enormous loss in the Middle East. It’s a terrible loss for the country. He was always positive. It’s hard to imagine a world without Lindsey Graham.

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@ContraPoints the face that launched a thousand ships… in the other direction!

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@RobinLocksley01 @RealAlexJones oh yes he can

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@JasonJournoDC who the fuck cares what this fossil thinks? oh now we won’t have james fucking carville anymore oh god let me rend my clothes and tear out my hair

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@UbuEsq @DadMemesalot @nypost “A straight woman in a gay bar?! That NEVER HAPPENS”

these people have no idea

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Isn’t it worth our entire economy to make sure a country that doesn’t have nuclear weapons still doesn’t have nuclear weapons? How do you put a price on that?

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Trump on Iran War:

Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?

Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

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I support this because reading the paper should make your hands look like you’ve spent a shift scrabbling at the coal face.

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, May 8, 1908

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@mattxiv mnyeah people are gonna die

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@CntrMas10 @RepJayapal We’re okay with it.

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@BarbMcQuade @mehdirhasan I guess he can’t go to Mar A Lago anymore…

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@trytonotanger @Acyn It’s wonderfully ironic that Patton, these guys’ ultimate avatar of military masculinity, died in a car crash because he wouldn’t wear a seatbelt.

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@HeartlandSignal @abreezeclayton that’s all it takes?

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@Olivia_Reingold @TheFP Michigan gets their own Mamdani?!?! A wildly popular elected official?! Oh noooooooo

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@GianmarcoSoresi did they really have to put the pig semen extraction machine in the article preview?

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@nohopelessness @pootsobotka “safer than a cyclist in Manhattan” that’s the extremely common expression

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@Acyn me too but we have different timelines

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@Juan15491 @dirk_quickly @Acyn and absolutely nothing has happened since then

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@fakedansavage So the range is from basic human interaction to sending someone pictures of your holes. Basically anything.

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If I was trying to get a job it would be helpful if the guy in charge of the interview didn’t know that I said it was good that he got the shit kicked out of him. Also it would be good if I hadn’t said it multiple times on TV.

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Rand Paul says he’s a no on MarkWayne Mullin: I don't know how he could, from my point of view, be a leader of ICE or border patrol