iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.
iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.
Trump is graded on such a big curve. I’ve never seen anything like it. Dude is incoherent, racist, has numerous visible health problems including being so old that he falls asleep on camera all the time, and started a war that has made everything worse for everyone. And yet.