The Office of Dr. Vasquez

Looking forward to your explanation of why I am doing it wrong

[The Office of Dr. Vasquez @Mack_the_Turtle]

@debenbach I'm just here to download my archived data. See you elsewhere...

[The Office of Dr. Vasquez @Mack_the_Turtle]

@RottenInDenmark This is not remotely the point, but…what the heck is multigrain rice?

Signed,
A person who buys (white) rice in 50 pound sacks

[The Office of Dr. Vasquez @Mack_the_Turtle]

@EsmeWeatherwax8 The toddler is not wrong, really

[The Office of Dr. Vasquez @Mack_the_Turtle]

@scalzi Did you say “Ope!”?
That’s the test. That and apologizing to inanimate objects when you bump into them.

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@AJemaineClement DON‘T FORGET SGT MAAKA

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@schanoes @SibelOktay @LouisatheLast Same.
PhD, tenure, department chair; I make half that. I retire in 4 years.

[The Office of Dr. Vasquez @Mack_the_Turtle]

@scalzi @audible_com @ZacharyQuinto Listening to this book is my plan for driving home from dropping off my kid at college without sobbing all the way home.

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@mostlybree But episode 6 is absolutely beautiful

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@courtneymilan Agreed. It only works if one defines "political division" as "not thinking everything he does is great" (which is the definition I believe TFG & co use).

It sure looks like the primary goal of our political system is making sure white nationalists aren't sad. Time for a new goal

[The Office of Dr. Vasquez @Mack_the_Turtle]

@NextShark Hmm that is not going to end well for Magellan

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@jerdobrosky @B_Metz311 @arkstfan @ijkcomputer @abbeysuekos But he had 0 information about my medical history or presenting complaint, and took 100% of the right to make decisions for me. This drug was not contraindicated in pregnancy. He just decided I didn’t really need it, based on his assumptions about me.

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@Lyricalswordz @MrPaynenotMax @bsmithroom301 @JoelRGarza @ncte @CarolJago @lhighfill @PaulWHankins @NewBlackMan @PLloydHenry @MoniseLSeward @jkirk___ @NQCLiteracy @Mr_Rablin @mcleod If you make this available as a text-based list (I still have trouble getting full titles from the graphics even on the .pdf) please retweet. Looks like a great resource.

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@MaintenancePod Thank you for the phrase "TED Talk-Industrial Complex" which is perfection

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@Jenny_Trout I'm still looking for the Green Book of Retirement Locations because almost all the "best places to retire" you see online are only best for the whites

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@fatnutritionist I confess I expected the next tweet in the thread to say, “Sadly, she was later eaten by bears.”

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@hodgman One day my young son came home from school and solemnly asked me to sit down. He said he had to explain something terrible; he wanted to make sure I was ready. He had learned about the Holocaust and was trying to break the news to me.

Kids can and should learn tough things.

[The Office of Dr. Vasquez @Mack_the_Turtle]

@Lenniesaurus You're not a threat, love. You're a beacon.

People call you threatening because they see you aren't intimidated by their tactics.

Keep doing what you do.

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@nypost Good thing people only breathe out once a day while at the office