mackenzie 🦋

Life’s a beach and you’re in it dude

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If you keep your fish and drinks in the same cooler, don't @ me.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID

Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document

[mackenzie 🦋 @Mackentay]

One thing about me is that I can reread books because 9 times out of 10 I could not tell you a single thing that happened in a book

[mackenzie 🦋 @Mackentay]

If there is one thing about me it is that I will always read a silly little book

[mackenzie 🦋 @Mackentay]

There is something so deeply unsettling about the hoof videos on tik tok, like I know it doesn’t hurt but it weirds me the f out

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Oh so you thumbs upped my text instead of hearting it, quick question why do u fucking hate me?

[mackenzie 🦋 @Mackentay]

Whoever decided cardboard spoons were the move at Tim Hortons I have words for you

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

The record gliding distance of the southern flying squirrel is about 100 yards. On average, they are 10ish inches long. If one southern flying squirrel can hurl their body a distance 360 TIMES ITS SIZE,,, you can get through this week. Crazier things have happened.

[Rohit⁹¹ ×͜× 💋 @91finerohit]

she's a 10 but she audibly gasps whenever she hears a one direction song playing while out in public

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If my zip-off cargo pants/shorts aren't cool, then don't @ me when you need someone to hold something for you. Walk around with your dumb stuff in your silly hands. I will not save you.

[mackenzie 🦋 @Mackentay]

🔁 Man or muppet 🔁

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

three totally normal tickets to Barbie (2023) please,

[mackenzie 🦋 @Mackentay]

The Mario kart music isn’t working today

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

this is how your email finds me,

[mackenzie 🦋 @Mackentay]

Can she write two papers by 11:59 pm?

[mackenzie 🦋 @Mackentay]

@a_very_cool_kid Nah do it bro

[mackenzie 🦋 @Mackentay]

@a_very_cool_kid I’m so proud

[mackenzie 🦋 @Mackentay]

The teen wolf movie was just 😦

[mackenzie 🦋 @Mackentay]

Impulsive hair chop > Studying