Mackenzie

Bartender turned campaigner turned fed turned Kivviter. Product of two former Disneyland employees.

[Mackenzie @Mackenzie_OC2DC]

My puppy Presley, 9 months old, is going through each stage of grief this morning after her dad left on a work trip.

STAGE ONE: Denial, she asked to go outside immediately after he left to go look for him. (5:45am)

@dog_rates @dog_feelings #DogsofTwitter @dogfather

[Mackenzie @Mackenzie_OC2DC]

@KGras13 @PoPville Plus 1 for this

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

[Mackenzie @Mackenzie_OC2DC]

@WashProbs @PoPville

[Mackenzie @Mackenzie_OC2DC]

Every dude in Virginia with a “don’t tread on me” license plate is about to flip when they find out they need to provide their government ID next time they go on pornhub.

Sorry to step on that snake!

[Mackenzie @Mackenzie_OC2DC]

@mattadler81 Stracci is the best pizza I have ever had (it is roman style) and Andy's is so solid.

[Mackenzie @Mackenzie_OC2DC]

@BarredinDC I’ve received zero emails about anything…

[Mackenzie @Mackenzie_OC2DC]

@TheX2BusDC Honeygrow too… miss them in the city. I find reasons to go to Tyson’s to have an excuse to grab it.

[Mackenzie @Mackenzie_OC2DC]

This has to be unconstitutional

[Liz Crampton @liz_crampton]

What's happening in Tennessee right now is an unprecedented use of power in an American statehouse https://t.co/HCoUnErvwY

[Liz Crampton @liz_crampton]

What's happening in Tennessee right now is an unprecedented use of power in an American statehouse https://t.co/HCoUnErvwY

[Mackenzie @Mackenzie_OC2DC]

Wordle 656 1/6

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I’m retiring from wordle.

[Mackenzie @Mackenzie_OC2DC]

@EliotHiggins This is giving Megan fox in Jennifer’s Body

[Mackenzie @Mackenzie_OC2DC]

@EliotHiggins Where is his Pepsi

[Mackenzie @Mackenzie_OC2DC]

These are my favorite https://t.co/2YEM75oS7d

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Just took out 7 mortgages from Silicon Valley Bank. There is a good chance they go bankrupt and I don’t have to pay it back. Be greedy when others are fearful.

[Mackenzie @Mackenzie_OC2DC]

@maloonds 3 rolls under $20?! Sus, but also amazing.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Missouri Republicans passed new rules:
1. Women lawmakers are banned from showing their bare arms.
2. Women lawmakers are required to cover their dress with a “second layer”.

The road to the Handmaid’s Tale world is lined with people telling us to stop overreacting.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Under His 👁️

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Today is my 32nd birthday.

Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.

Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

[Jack Cocchiarella @JDCocchiarella]

80,000 Texans are currently without power.

Texans shouldn’t lose power, but Greg Abbott should have.