kenzie

Non-linear storyteller

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@stoolpresidente Norcina

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@PFTCommenter CC’s - you will not regret it

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@hen_ease Knew I saw you at SFO this morning👀

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Not resurface the cheese debate…..but the experts (@TestKitchen ) claim orange

@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease @Philly_Mays

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Today I officially became that person who tried to board the wrong flight 😔

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Reminiscing on the fact that I had a Jäegermeister lanyard for my car keys in high school

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FYI the world’s most terrifying Uber is in San Diego

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How does @united treat their Premier status customers? They call you a liar and claim a previous customer service call never happened. A call that assured my status would be maintained because I missed PQP due to @united canceling my flight

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I will never not laugh when Pat tries to explain his video games to me

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@LPFCOTY My daily 😭

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Go bills

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Tonight, for the first time ever in nearly 6 years, I beat Pat in a two-player game

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Passed the sniff test! @BarstoolBigCat @StellaBlueCoff

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The woman’s bathroom line at the Dead & Co concert is next level groovy

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Pat just told me he has to go “warm up” to play video games with his cousin

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We love a good clean out the purse moment. I am 11 hair ties richer

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Just over here making birria listening to Spotify’s Best of Atlanta

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Pat has had the hiccups for the last 15 minutes and we still have 2 and a half hours left to Tahoe. Help

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“I’m clutchy McGee!!” - Pat’s latest exclamation while playing video games

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65lbs of love