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[St Grobian🚩🥥🌴 @Macldn00]

#SuperMarioOdyssey #SnapshotContest

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my
profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours:

“On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists.

Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.”

It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Motorists report seeing large convoy led by Andy Burnham travelling south on the M6.

[Diane Abbott @HackneyAbbott]

There is a myth, very widely held in Labour, that we achieved an huge popular victory in 2024 under Starmer.
In fact we won 9.7 million votes, over 3 million fewer than in 2017 and half a million less than the 'disastrous' 2019 poll.
We won because the Tories imploded in 2024.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

@haveigotnews This is disgraceful, baseless and irresponsible. You should delete this immediately.

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

[Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF]

Cmon England!!!

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Sorry but making AI cartoons of yourself makes me think you’re a simpleton, you eat custard for dinner with a big wooden spoon, you put the bumpers on when you go bowling, your dream holiday is Dubai x

[Charli @charli_xcx]

glad someone’s thinking about this stuff xx

[Michael Glasper @MichaelCGlasper]

When Lord Sugar cracks a joke on The Apprentice.

[george 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @gmbarnard22]

Beautiful women named TV Licensing are sending me letters in the post

[vinny 🐾 @vnspresso]

"hey men" and it's snoopy taking a bath 😭😭😭😭

[🌈 choweder the Gargoyle King @CornChowderCat]

Yea hi so it look’s like u have sashemi . Thats intchesting

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

I have no sympathy for this man or the situations he gets himself into.

[Leman Walters @LemanWalters]

Me: Hello Royal Mail can I use the tracking number associated with my order on your website to see the status of my package please?

Royal Mail:

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Katy Perry Speaks Out About Her New Romance With Justin Trudeau:

“He’s lowkey freaky as fuck, like I get scared sometimes”

[Commonwealth War Graves @CWGC]

A burial service took place this week for an unknown British soldier and an unknown German soldier, discovered together in a shell hole during work on the Vrijbosroute cycle path, north of Ieper in Belgium.

Despite extensive and diligent research by our Commemorations Department and the MOD’s Joint Casualty and Compassionate Centre, it was sadly not possible to identify these casualties.

In an incredibly poignant ceremony at our Poelcapelle British Cemetery, the two soldiers were laid to rest in a single coffin.

📷 Eric Compernolle