Macy Cialkowski

stan account for my husband and kid

[Macy Cialkowski @MacyAnn5]

Pictures I get while I’m at work: a thread

[Capt. Caleb Williams @CaptCSWilliams]

Mother—

Scouts report from the Navy Patrol that the Dairy Platoon were last seen fleeing to the territory south of the Alamo, known as Cancun.

It is in their fortune for they will not find any ice in that region. Alas, they will melt in their own misery.

Yours in victory.
—CW

[nick ४ | spiderman bnd spoilers @justlikeloki]

me casting a spell to make sure robert, elaine, or jordan wins #DWTS

[Macy Cialkowski @MacyAnn5]

I was in labor, but my water hadn’t broken yet so I couldn’t get an epidural and someone asked how I was doing

[0x45 @0x45o]

can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures

[Macy Cialkowski @MacyAnn5]

Pictures I get while I’m at work: a thread

[Macy Cialkowski @MacyAnn5]

Absolute snooze fest @NASCAR @NASCARONFOX @kansasspeedway

[Macy Cialkowski @MacyAnn5]

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[Barstool EIU @Barstool_EIU]

Macy being in foul trouble is a really going to hurt us…

[will defries @willdefries]

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop.

I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

It's so good every single time 🔥