Macy Pate

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

My childhood bully just had a baby and named it Macy, so I’ll take that as an apology, thank you.

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

@Toni2htp @kgarciadumont @Nes Yes

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

I just accidentally watched the entire Nuggets v Lakers game? like y’all the way fomo can hit me in any form, can’t miss a thing

[Space Grace, temporal anomaly 🕰️🌌🇵🇸 @dreamsofskies]

I drive for Amazon, and I just learned they're bringing back the "Thank my Driver" promotion!

Use your Echo device or Alexa app and say "Thank my driver," and that will give your driver an extra $5 at no cost to you.

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

okay I’m just gonna come right out and say it I’ve never once washed my rice and I’m okay.

I’m okay, right?

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

I am ultra behind on this take— but leave it to a show as dark and twisted as Succession to make an episode about a shooting their lightest and funniest episode so far

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

should I take her out

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

the 10PM weeknight BeReals are so cute bc people are just in bed reading or with their pets

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m a recovering pleasure to have in class, which means I’ll still probably do what you want but now I’m not happy about it

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

this moment was more exciting than any goal of the game, hands down. I’ll probably watch it once a day for the next month.

[Nashville SC @NashvilleSC]

WEB GEM FROM JOE WILLIS 🤯

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

@shoalsquad

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

I’ve never had one but the fact that people will order a bloody mary and be unphased by a full meatball on top is reason #473 this all feels like a simulation

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

sometimes I think I’m smart and then I get into literally anything other time zone than central and I can’t remember how to do anything

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

met my now bf for the first time a year ago today and am cracking up at these out of context messages w bestie that night

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

being an adult is crazy bc some days you sit at home all day and others you sit at home all day but somehow spend $600

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

everyone needs an “I just wanted to call and rant for a second” friend

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

@oksuure I’m so glad you get it 🥹

[Macy Pate @MacyPate]

my bf’s family is the best part of dating him: exhibit A (yes he has a google phone and yes she does spell my name wrong every time)