Maximilian Realmuto

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@amstuart1994 @JocelyneRecinos

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@BornAKang @JocelyneRecinos I’m dead

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@RaidAway Core memory unlocked

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@JERICHO @chhlss They loose money on their food court and rotisserie chickens! They bought their own farm to keep chicken prices the same. Costco does not fuck round

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@Carvana smh just saw one of your commercials and barfed at the fact that ya’ll really used a gender reveal party for people to relate too. Do better.

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Everyone’s thighs are gonna be burning at the end of this #SOTU up,down,up,down

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@Nadeshot There’s a shift in what defines blockbuster movies. Netflix/Covid has changed how we consume movies, bigger budgets = more variety = new definition of what a blockbuster means to you

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@CouRageJD That grilled chicken they use for Caesar salads hit differently though

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Mamabear is coming to visit me and I’m beyond excited but also hope my apartment passes from cleanliness tests 😅

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@KeviSkillz Bo2 hands down for me

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Everyone who retweets this tweet will have RGX Vandal in their store tomorrow.

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@hasanthehun Because what he was doing would normally only work on boomers 😂

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@seattledot Wait…will I get my tax money back if I do this?

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@DoorDash why isn’t delivery available in my area?

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@neiderscompany EMERGENCY at one of your locations, manager is not being any help please help

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@KIRO7Seattle Ever resident has to shovel their sidewalks, but counties don’t have to plow/shovel paths for those with disabilities?

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@Nadeshot Learned how to use ‘em in 3rd grade, teacher said pick up as many pieces of candy using chopsticks and you keep all the candy 🤷🏻‍♂️ maybe try that

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@cenkuygur @JoeBiden He’s just the better of two evils, atleast he’s not out grabbing people by their genitals 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@100Thieves @stockx @Nadeshot #Thievesgiving