Max

Totally legit my own boyish posts, not my Papa's. Hi @dijjnn! Tell me real stories about when you were growing up. No! Start with *once upon a time!*

[((( Blake Thomas ))) @dijjnn]

Sorry, haven't slept well in a few nights, that should've been #StrandedBySpirit 🤷🤦

https://t.co/WADjZ9POEP

[((( Blake Thomas ))) @dijjnn]

After being #stranded by @SpiritAirlines, I had to write a review. I feel bad for the folks who work for the company who are trying—know we see you, but everyone else & the company are letting you down. So, another #StrandedBySirit saga for the books.

https://t.co/8nSDjeVty0

[Carolyn M. Santo-Thomas @CMSThomas]

This poor kid’s been up since dawn. Thanks @SpiritAirlines. I’m beyond disappointed in the helplessness I’m feeling as a mom right now.

[Max @MadLilMax]

Kids around the country: Spring break!
Me: ...

[((( Blake Thomas ))) @dijjnn]

*if 🤦‍♂️

[((( Blake Thomas ))) @dijjnn]

When my child found out that i didn't have a lunch break, a taco with my favorite toppings—pico de gallo, sriracha & greek yogurt—was proffered. Thank you @MadLilMax, you impressed me today with your humanity. I couldn't be prouder.

🥰🌮😋🎉

[((( Blake Thomas ))) @dijjnn]

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[Max @MadLilMax]

@CMSThomas @dijjnn I'm not not behind it.

[((( Blake Thomas ))) @dijjnn]

Hey #WeAreWarren! I'm am running for District 121 School Board! 🏫🗳️✅🧑‍🎓🧑‍🏫🎉

Check out my campaign site at https://t.co/iYMJQ9CcGr! It's not _too_ terrible!

[((( Blake Thomas ))) @dijjnn]

Sometimes your lunch has gotta be a pb&j on a donut. Right, @MadLilMax ?

[Max @MadLilMax]

MMM YUMMY TACO ... ¡Muy delicioso!

[Max @MadLilMax]

@arsduo @dijjnn Per my understanding, teachers are obligated to stay politically neutral on social media or you’d being hearing so much more jubilation.

[Max @MadLilMax]

Y'all, I asked @stelly_bean to send all the #PuppoAlert tweets here on out, I can't handle it—I WANT ALL THE PUPPOS!

[Max @MadLilMax]

#PuppoAlert!
My name is Ogden🐶 I'm a Small Male Terrier, Rat/Mix. I'm 4 months old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue!

Learn more about me: https://t.co/D96vPHhDdZ

[Max @MadLilMax]

#PuppoAlert!
My name is Beth🐶 I'm a Medium Female Chow Chow/Retriever, Labrador. I'm 2 months 1 day old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue!

Learn more about me: https://t.co/82NvCqq0gp

[Max @MadLilMax]

#PuppoAlert!
My name is Benita🐶 I'm a Medium Female Chow Chow/Retriever, Labrador. I'm 2 months 1 day old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue!

Learn more about me: https://t.co/zgYtDHmN0H

[Max @MadLilMax]

#PuppoAlert!
My name is Barbie🐶 I'm a Medium Female Chow Chow/Retriever, Labrador. I'm 2 months 1 day old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue!

Learn more about me: https://t.co/PlGWct3PkG

[Max @MadLilMax]

#PuppoAlert!
My name is Banks🐶 I'm a Medium Male Chow Chow/Retriever, Labrador. I'm 2 months 1 day old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue!

Learn more about me: https://t.co/bI9spyrv9O

[Max @MadLilMax]

#PuppoAlert!
My name is Skippy Jon Jones🐶 I'm a Small Male Italian Greyhound/Chihuahua, Short Coat. I'm 9 months old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue!

Learn more about me: https://t.co/zLbJGH9DYt

[Max @MadLilMax]

#PuppoAlert!
My name is Willow🐶 I'm a Medium Female Basset Hound/Mix. I'm 2 months 16 days old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue!

Learn more about me: https://t.co/PHDuAbvyZb