Mads

fueled by MD 20/20

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

One time when I was a kid we were having a neighborhood barbecue and we were playing baseball in the cul-de-sac. I was standing on third base and someone got a hit and they started yelling "Madeline run home!!" and then I ran into my house.

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

@ashleyboorinne1 I have thought about two for one chicken and white sauce pizza at least once a month since graduation

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

@alexaferrara_ I think I remember this

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

@ashleyboorinne1 This is literally just the second book???

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

@ashleyboorinne1 Starbursts packet

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

@lauracal_ But also this

[Rumbi @HousewivesNerd]

Why arent there sports bars for housewives shows

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

My new favorite past time is going to local breweries and eavesdropping on first dates

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

@ashleyboorinne1

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

@ahhhhlexgi This is an incredible journey

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

@Target please explain how this is a “college must have”

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

@TheFrole Let me know how that works out for you...

[Frole @TheFrole]

Stop talking to Tony Hawk, I can barely hear the wind chimes

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

Why is this the first item Nordstrom has selected as an ad for me? Also should I buy it?

[Perez @ThePerezHilton]

A look at #ArianaGrande’s wedding gown!

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

Petition is make children under three illegal on red eye flights

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

@fuckmarrywill The biggest red flag in all of this is the phrase “beautiful LA River”

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

My mom is out of town for a month and I just had to teach my dad how to make rice... and that’s on being married for over 30 years

[Frole @TheFrole]

Caught @Mad_dogggie

[Frole @TheFrole]

"I need 3 minutes of exercise to meet my goal so I'm walking to the liquor store"

[Mads @Mad_dogggie]

@TheFrole Honestly I perform everyday for my coworkers on Zoom and it is exhausting