Mada Cox

Unlady like. Unorthodox.

[Mada Cox @MadaCocks]

Mood: the episode of the office where Erin just decides she's sick of her Scranton life and moves to Florida.

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

Separation of church and state. #VPDebate

[Dessa @dessadarling]

It's not enough to say protesters covered the walls in graffiti.

You have to tell us what it says.

[King Myle$ @1kingmyles]

What a headline

[Dessa @dessadarling]

“I’m not an epidemiologist” is a complete sentence, not a clause to be used to start a sentence about something which you are unqualified to speculate.

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

if you're having a rough time, just remember: god gives his hardest battles to the people he just doesn't like very much

[박주현 @hermit_hwarang]

You: I grind every day, working 400 hours a week in my 20s so I can build for wealth in my 40s. You can keep making excuses if you want but all it takes is some hard work to-

The climate crisis: Are you in the right headspace to receive some information that might hurt you

[Mada Cox @MadaCocks]

@atmosphere !!!

[TABBY @verypalehipster]

doja came with it

this album fun as hell and I feel like the baddest bitch with a dick try me hoe

[whalefact @awhalefact]

don’t disrespect the whales just because you think you’re safe on land, soon there won’t be any land

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales live underwater and above the law

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

me: so did you hear about the fish tube

other pallbearer: the what

me: y'know what not the time

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I am a:

⚪️ guy

⚪️ girl

🔘 millennial

Looking for:

⚪️ a boyfriend

⚪️ a girlfriend

🔘 a way to prevent global warming because if I see one more nature documentary with a dying polar bear I will lose my shit

[whalefact @awhalefact]

a whale might even try to yeet your racist uncle out of the solar system

[whalefact @awhalefact]

a whale would never punch your racist uncle but someone probably should

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Queer Eye and then asked it to write an episode of Queer Eye of its own. Here is the first page.