Leonardo Dajvinčik:)

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

I am not an expert of the EDM scene but I feel like it would have killed the vibe a little if instead of showing restraint the DJ straight up started jacking off.

[Peter Jensen🇩🇰 @IamGrokDK]

@elonmusk Yes

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

Caught this one watching PawPatrol after curfew Sarge

[april🔻 @deltaruneing]

shit atp its gonna be 100% by the end of the year

[. @rimbaldingo]

j ai appris à mon ex à utiliser des baguettes et aujourd hui elle est en lune de miel au japon parfois on plante un arbre sans penser qu un autre va manger les fruits

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

easy 150K

[Ricardo Nakaoka @ricardo_nakaoka]

Puxa vida, eu me pergunto quem será que entortou esse ferro? Ainda bem que esse herói apareceu, sendo filmado por diversos ângulos, inclusive antes de sua chegada, para salvar o dia.

[French Montana @FrencHMonTanA]

somebody find him for me so we can help him get back on his feet

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

The vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[Leonardo Dajvinčik:) @MadarsU]

@feelgoodtale Bitch please

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

A helicopter pilot makes it possible for a man to get the photo of his life.

[Kosher Chutzpah @KosherChutzpah]

Reason #1 we shouldn't have radical Muslims in the U.S. government.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

😭😭😭😭😭

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels makin room for someone in the movie theater so they can get to their seat

[Frank Brown @FrankBr05713205]

I have a nice old neighbor that a while back lost his wife, then a short time later develop a blood clot and lost his right leg from the knee down. This made it difficult for him to do the two things he loves to do and that’s taking his fishing boat out to the lake and to drive his riding lawnmower around his big yard to cut the grass. The problem with launching his boat is he had to get his prosthetic leg into the water and it wasn’t supposed to be in the water. And the problem with his lawnmower is he had a hard time getting on and off of it with nothing to hold onto. So I built a removable ramp on the side of his trailer and he’s now able to launch his boat without getting his leg in the water. And to solve the lawnmower problem I fabricated a front hold handle for him to grab when he gets on and off of it. He is now a happy fisherman again and also able to cut his grass without help from anyone. Life is good.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life

[MAGAt @ConsvAF]

"I hate being trans"