maddy

AEMT | @racheldenise101 💙

[maddy @Madders_11]

why me

[doomer @uncledoomer]

spending 30 seconds on instagram will make you realize that you basically dodged an entire variety of mental illness by not being an active user of instagram

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

bowl of spaghetti and a celsius at 9 am has me falling asleep at the wheel

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

anybody fw girls who drool during their naps?

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

god I love fleeing like let’s get out of here

[Taylor Swift Lyrics Bot @TSwiftLyricsBot]

candle wax and polaroids on the hardwood floor, you and me forevermore

[Taylor Swift Lyrics Bot @TSwiftLyricsBot]

lantern, burning
flickered in my mind, only you

[maddy @Madders_11]

i’m 2/2 already this week on patients cussing me out while i’m trying to pull them out of a mangled car and get them to the hospital… anyone wanna go for 3????? 🫡😂

[rose @wynrosei]

the amount of trauma i have from people i thought loved me is crazy

[hootie @hootietheeowl]

zach bryan, luke bryan, and zach brown are all the same person to me and i’m being so serious

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

Ah yes time to come home and have a nice nutritious meal called “37 crackers”

[m @msnetik]

I hate gay halloween like what do you mean you’re Sigourney Weaver’s nailpolish from Holes

[DoBBy @LargestAdultSon]

got two uncrustables at 7-11 and the guy said “do you not know how to make peanut butter and jelly or something ?” fried my dumbass

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

oh to be lowered into a toaster with you, my bread slice wife

[flapjack horseman 🍉 @urfavoritefrend]

morning news from my mother

[beth @bethleeeeeeee]

being a yapper is so funny sometimes, like what am i even saying

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

you’re either boiling hot dogs with me or boiling hot dogs against me

[erika @yeeeerika]

you never know what burdens people are dealing with

[NariBarbie ✩ @badbitchmb1]

Oh & i never forget a THING anybody did to me.

[Taylor Swift Lyrics Bot @TSwiftLyricsBot]

i wanna brainwash you into loving me forever

[:3than @itsflanagain]

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work