who'syourmaddie

being the fuck me

[who'syourmaddie @MaddieAndersonx]

@sumocitrus ugh the sweepstakes would be such a dream come true 😭😭 please please please!!!

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

didn’t have a sweet treat today

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Imagine explaining this to someone who doesn’t have Twitter

[roy @roymcroh]

“Aye we gotta check out by 10”

me at 9:51:

[Chvn-C(Ιi)t 🥢 @seasonmaraj]

@PopCrave

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

girls don't want a chad girls want a weird goblin man who makes them laugh and brings them treasures and potions

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

these McDonalds adult happy meals are getting out of hand 🤔

[♱༺ℭ༻♱ @cvittv]

IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES

[peckhead @h3ckdaddy]

Decided to decline my $20,000 loan forgiveness. Grind never stops. I wish Biden would ADD $20,000 to my debt just so I can grind even HARDER

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

To those Republicans in Congress who believe student debt shouldn’t be forgiven:

I will never apologize for helping America’s middle class – especially not to the same folks who voted for a $2 trillion tax cut for the wealthy and giant corporations that racked up the deficit.

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

every group of white guys has one short stocky member whose entire role is to just get hammered and sweat more than the rest of them

[breezeh @briscoepark]

Last night was strange

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

the person who invented bodysuits saw a shirt and thought 'let me buckle this around my pussy'

[rose ☕️🌼💻 @icedcortado_]

Barista hot take of the day

The person in line behind you can afford their Starbucks. End the pay it forward chain and tip the baristas instead.

[rachel yara @bugposting]

when guys pee do they hold it like a joint or like a cigarette

[who'syourmaddie @MaddieAndersonx]

@ciaraleeee Bahahahahhahaa I picked your ass up off the pavement in OT and hauled you up a flight of stairs 🤣

[who'syourmaddie @MaddieAndersonx]

@ciaraleeee How tf did you even manage to type this last night