Maddie

[egó bèké @luchymoe]

Whatever love I gave you is yours to keep

[Big Bre @BreezyJacks]

CHEF HERE, here are some helpful tips below. Washing alone is NOT enough to kill this parasite, must be cooked. Also shopping at your local farmers market is safer but not 100% in the clear

[Roy @usr_bin_roygbiv]

Every once in a while you work at a company that only hires people who know what they're doing, and suddenly its 20 people doing the same work as 400 somewhere else. There's zero meetings, everyone talks once a week on slack, and you go huh, how much garbage is there actually.

[Zatanna Zatara 🪄 @zatannannataz]

I worked my ass off at Planned Parenthood for YEARS for news like this. Incredible. Such an incredible bright spot in a post-Epstein world.

[aether @bluewdrift]

my therapist changed my life when he taught me there are 4 types of conversation:

1) small talk (weather, etc)
2) swapping (you tell a story, I tell a story)
3) listening (you tell a story, I listen/validate)
4) problem-solving (you tell me a story, I help solve the problem)

[stressed @stressedalready]

ppl just be too late man. its too late. i dont want it. i wanted it when i wanted it. i dont want it anymore.

[justine @MachJustine]

an idiot in motion goes further than a genius at rest

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

keep going

[em @emilyagain]

Obsessed with the old school butchers, shoe guys and mom and pop stores in ny neighborhood still creating their shit on MS Word or by hand...these are all so much cooler

[Softboy @softboywin]

Apple being sued for icloud overcharge Good cos they be stealing

[Ben Rabidoux @BenRabidoux]

This will be THE defining story of the 2030s

[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

what happened financially alcoholically chemically socially and psychically in june must never happen again

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So i bought a storage unit lot at auction like those TV shows. Paid $200. Inside was just boxes and boxes of ceramic frogs. Like 300 ceramic frogs. Different sizes. All frogs. I was going to throw them out but posted them on Facebook Marketplace as a joke: "300 frogs, free, take all or none." A woman messaged me in ALL CAPS immediately. Drove three hours to pick them up. Started CRYING when she saw them. Turns out these were her late mother's collection that her brother sold without telling her. She'd been searching for two years. Gave me $2,000 cash on the spot. Then her brother found out and threatened to sue me. The woman is counter-suing him. I might have to testify in frog court.

[eo @eeeeow]

To me "I said" is a direct quote as it was delivered in the moment and "I was like" is a general paraphrasing of what I said that may include my interior emotional response plus the general unspoken vibe of the interaction

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

STREET ADDRESSES & THEIR MEANING
​
1. Court: Dead end street.
2. Crescent: Curved road with both ends connecting to the same street.
3. ​Boulevard: Wide street with greenery in the center and along the sides.
4. ​Avenue: Straight street that runs north-south or east-west.
5. ​Drive: A road that follows a natural feature (park, ocean, hills, or lake).
6. ​Alley: Narrow street between, behind, or within buildings.
7. Place: A short street.

[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i am often on my knees begging for volunteers to read poems aloud in my undergrad classes, but whenever we get to this little delight, suddenly everyone is moved by the spirit to perform

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[Dom Izzo @DOM_iZZO]

I buy my golf balls off an old white guy in a rite aid parking lot 😂. He is a country club member and people will just hit pro v1s everywhere and leave em. So he picks them up, cleans them at the crib and sells them for the absolute low.