maddie :-)

usn 🇺🇸 // professional dinosaur and alien enthusiast

[Ryan John | Reality TV @RyanJohn___]

The Traitors is so unserious because what do you mean a Real Housewife of New Jersey, Zac Efron’s brother, Prince Harry’s distant relative, and a former Bachelor contestant who is a hilarious lesbian just won a game of simulated murder #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

[taffi ･ﾟ･｡ @robonkerz]

almost choked to death in the dentist chair because i thought of this image and burst out laughing mid-cleaning

[maddie :-) @MaddieOtterson]

social media has ruined romance and genuine connections

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

*July 4th, 1776*

England: Just saying you’re independent doesn’t make it true.

Thomas Jefferson:

[maddie :-) @MaddieOtterson]

@TroyCornett8 Not just the Army, every single branch is the same way 😂😂 Females out here fiending 😂😂 but so are the guys

[idk man @ianiskool]

I have zero regrets on naming my Roomba

[maddie :-) @MaddieOtterson]

1. do not fuck with me
2. do not fuck with my family

[Vikkstar ★ @Vikkstar123]

The OGs 😄

[maddie :-) @MaddieOtterson]

@bgonzal04 i SHOULDNT drink as much as I used to

[maddie :-) @MaddieOtterson]

if i don’t get a warm fucking shower soon i’m gunna set myself on fire

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

The scene / The cameraman

[Marta @Jeffsavvy_]

First we got bullied for big lips now everybody wanna kiss LMAO

[maddie :-) @MaddieOtterson]

the navy is kicking my fucking ass

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

feeling like the sun

[LIVI 🍒 @oliviyaevee]

you tryna kick ass in cornhole and get drunk at family functions or not