Maddie

Avoiding confrontation since ‘98

[Maddie @Maddigascar__]

Did I really eat dinner if I didn't get it all over my shirt?

[elena cavender @ecaviar_]

first taylor swift song reference at the ticketmaster senate hearing from senator klobuchar: "to have a strong capitalist system you can't have too much consolidation something that unfortunately for this country...we know all too well"

[Maddie @Maddigascar__]

As I’m sitting in rush hour traffic, I like to think that we are all listening to Taylor Swift.

[Maddie @Maddigascar__]

This is my Utility Bill’s favorite time of year.

[Maddie @Maddigascar__]

My boss asked me how long my commute was to the office.

My response was, “About 2 All Too Well’s(TV)”

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

wild how we all just woke up one day and started liking coffee

[Oh hi there, it’s Sage @SagerToothTiger]

Stop asking us to print our own shipping labels, we don’t own printers

[Maddie @Maddigascar__]

There should be a therapist in every company where you can vent to them about your coworkers/job. Not HR, just a quick vent session to release the pent up energy.

[Maddie @Maddigascar__]

My boss was impressed by my Excel functions. That’s it. That’s the Tweet.

[annie///tortured showgirl @annieswifts]

she’s a 10 but is willing to go into financial ruin for taylor swift concert tickets

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

I get so proud when the roomba runs out of charge and makes it’s way back to the charging station like yes girl self care!!

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

that meeting could have been a Dunkin’ run.

[Maddie @Maddigascar__]

*puts music on so there’s no awkward silences when the maintenance man comes to check your hot water heater*

[Maddie @Maddigascar__]

The biggest scam is that we aren’t supposed to use the popcorn button on the microwave to cook our microwave popcorn.

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

gunna skip the turkey trot and go on a Dunkin' run

[Maddie @Maddigascar__]

Moral of the story: I’m ready for Red to come out on November 12th

[Maddie @Maddigascar__]

The hold caffeine has on me is unbelievable.

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

When your life’s a hot mess but your coffee’s ice cold.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

surely THIS will be the purchase that finally fills the deep hole of sadness and dissatisfaction within me