Joseph Ryan

Doodle Artist. Tennis Enthusiast. Lifelong Learner. #SAPro

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

@SouthwestAir Yes, having to stay in hotel and rebooked for tomorrow morning. Hoping all is smooth tomorrow. Thanks!

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

It's #NationalPastaDay @bartupah, are you making homemade pasta?

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

Walked into a restaurant to meet my parents for dinner and the hostess asked me if I was looking for the bathroom. Must be looking rough 😒

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

Excited for the #OpeningCeremony Not excited that @nbc taped the broadcast to edit and show commercials every two minutes.

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

I know I'm in the middle of nowhere when there is no snapchat filter with a city name. #roadtripwithdad #somewhereinillinois

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Ali funeral: "Our city is known for two things: Muhammed Ali and the Kentucky Derby." - Rev. Cosby

*Rick Pitino breathes sigh of relief*

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

Instead of a "How's my driving" bumper sticker I need one that says "How's my diet" so people can call me when I'm getting fast food

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

Convincing my mom that a mobile tiny home is in my future has been hard, but now that we're "roommates," she likes the idea.

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

Proud of #SerenaWilliams. #FrenchOpen

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

My parents take watching #GameofThrones very seriously. No talking or asking questions. Just pay attention

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

When your RA says they can't understand you and says you don't annunciate after 5pm. 😳

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

When your RAs give you gifts of their #snapchat #faceswap

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

What is a weekend? #ResLife #ClosingTime #EndOfTheYear

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

Someone said they liked my ugly Christmas sweater. I let them know it's actually embroidered swallows on oxblood crewneck sweater. Duh.

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

Overheard someone talk about how hungry they were then watched them buy two large energy drinks and a small bowl of soup.

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

Something I bought from Hobby Lobby crop dusted glitter all over my apartment. Life is over.

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

A lady @culvers asked me if I failed cooking and if that's why I came to Culvers. After brief moment of confusion I said, "I DON'T COOK!"

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

Life goal 38: Have something interesting to talk about. Life goal 39: Give a TEDtalk. #goals #DreamBIG @TEDTalks

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

#Adele25 = feelings. Feelings are hard.

[Joseph Ryan @MaddinRyan]

@AspenDental Thanks! Service was great and no cavities!!