THOMAS MASSIE: “It’s ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, & the White House -- and we're yelling 'election fraud'? We won all the damn elections.
What are we doing with that? We’re bankrupting the country. We’re starting new wars. We’re violating the Constitution. We’re not cracking down on the fraud. The problem is not the elections. We won the damn elections. The problem is that we’re wasting the opportunity voters gave us."
#TweetYourOwnAdventure: You cry, "HAIL CIRCE!" and the witch goddess instantly enslaves your soul, slowly draining your life force drop by drop for all eternity. In your dying moments, you wonder what happened and what choices could have prevented such a terrible fate! THE END!
#TweetYourOwnAdventure: You resist the shimmering woman with all of your might as you realize she's literally absorbing the other guests around you into herself. Nearby, Xavier screams, "HAIL CIRCE!" Do you...
#TweetYourOwnAdventure: You attempt to escape but find you can't move as hooded figures places items at each of the five points of the star and Lochus begins to chant an incantation...when suddenly a shimmering woman appears in the center of the orchard, beckoning, "Come to me."
#TweetYourOwnAdventure: You open your eyes and realize you're now bound and on your knees alongside Xavier and dozens of screaming, crying guests of the resort in a circle around the carved star in the orchard, surrounded by hooded figures including Chloe and Mr. Lochus.
#TweetYourOwnAdventure: You shoot at Chloe again and again as she rushes towards you, but the bullets only seem to annoy her as she screams, "SLEEP!" And then everything goes black...until an indeterminate amount of time later when you hear her shout, "WAKE UP!" Do you...
#TweetYourOwnAdventure: You pull the gun from your waistband and before Xavier can even react, Chloe comes around the corner, her face and blonde hair spattered with blood. Do you...
#TweetYourOwnAdventure: You try to run but find Chloe's scratch did something to immobilize your legs while also preventing you from speaking. However, as Xavier lifts you into his arms, you realize that you can still operate your hands and arms. Do you...
#TweetYourOwnAdventure: You wait and hear what sounds like Pieter very nearby, pleading -- and then screaming in agony -- when Xavier, the large, tattooed skinhead who attacked you earlier bursts into the hut, wild-eyed. Do you...
#TweetYourOwnAdventure: You try playing dumb, hiding even what little you know. Chloe sighs, annoyed, making a serpentine motion with her fingers, slicing your neck with fingernails sharp as claws. "Shut up, wait here," she snaps, dragging Pieter out of the hut. Do you...
#TweetYourOwnAdventure: You tell Chloe, who replies, "Lead the way," which you do. When you return to the hut, Pieter gasps, "No, you idiot! Don't you know she's a..." But his words instantly stop when the blonde Aussie barks, "SILENCE!" Then she asks how you know him and you...
#TweetYourOwnAdventure: You start to run when the black helicopter swoops overhead and Chloe from the tunnels slides down a rappelling line with amazing speed to block your path. "So, where's Pieter, mate?" she snarls. Do you...
#TweetYourOwnAdventure: You say, "Do you know Madame Zhou? I need to find her." Dingo instantly goes pale and reaches for his radio, saying, "Uh, ahoy, I have a passenger here looking for Miss...Zhou?" Then, moments later, you hear the sound of boats and a helicopter converging.
#TweetYourOwnAdventure: When you don't react, Pieter barks, "HURRY!" and you instinctively do as he says, donning his spare pig mask and cloak and rushing down to the dock where you see a wiry ferry captain without an apple star necklace who introduces himself as Dingo. Do you...
#TweetYourOwnAdventure: "The bidder is Madame Zhou. I have a spare costume in the closet. Wear it and avoid people until you get to the dock down the hill from here, then find any ferry boat captain with a star necklace and say, "Pieter zegt zugzwang." They'll understand.
#TweetYourOwnAdventure: "There are at least four…let's say, highly motivated bidders. And at this point, I'm afraid only one of them is likely to let EITHER of us leave the island alive...which is why it's now very much in your interest to help me contact them." Do you…