The Cawthorn Shytstorm

A parody account of Madison Cawthorn’s absent conscience because sh*t rolls downhill North Carolina…

[The Cawthorn Shytstorm @MaddyCaCa]

@RepMTG Someone lied and sent armed individuals to your residence based off those lies? Shocking.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

This is straight up racism.

[The Cawthorn Shytstorm @MaddyCaCa]

@nathaliejacoby1 Can we get some more Supreme Court justices too?

[The Cawthorn Shytstorm @MaddyCaCa]

Put Al Franken back in office.

[laura @lmresists]

Dems THIS is how you deal with Republican lies. 👏 👏 @alfranken

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

No faking here. Putting your hands behind your back is a best practice while detained, handcuffed or not, to avoid escalating charges like resisting arrest.

But given how you lied about a fellow rape survivor for “points,” as you put it to me, I don’t expect much else from you.

[The Cawthorn Shytstorm @MaddyCaCa]

@CawthornforNC I don’t think you’re the best person to be recommending driving instructors my guy.

[Amy Lynn🐇💀 @AmyLynnStL]

https://t.co/0cL9TXhTy1

[J. Brandon Johnson (he, him, his) @johnsonjoeb]

BILL BARR: This election lie is so ridiculously big no one is going to swallow it…

LAUREN BOEBERT: I have trained my whole life for this moment.

[J. Brandon Johnson (he, him, his) @johnsonjoeb]

You all know that Fox isn’t airing these hearings because it’s exclusively a broadcasting network for white supremacist fascist terrorism right?
Oh and pillows. It also sells pillows for racists.
I hear they come with free covers with eyeholes already cut in them.
#PillowBigots

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This is fantastic. 🤣🤣

[The Cawthorn Shytstorm @MaddyCaCa]

@FARKnnDB I’m doing my part! 👌🏿🤣👌🏿

[The Cawthorn Shytstorm @MaddyCaCa]

Apparently there are two ways to castrate Madison Cawthorn:

1. Kick his cousin in the jaw.
2. In the voting booth.

Guess which one North Carolina just did?

[The Cawthorn Shytstorm @MaddyCaCa]

@CawthornforNC Is it because you use https://t.co/plqGoY71vz as a dating app?

[The Cawthorn Shytstorm @MaddyCaCa]

@CawthornforNC Like airport security and delicate lingerie…

[The Cawthorn Shytstorm @MaddyCaCa]

@MaryBollock @nathaliejacoby1 You fight it by naming names of the adults involved. This could be anyone and that’s how detractors will respond to it. You hurt the people you intend to help by posting things like this without context by fueling confusion and inevitable associated apathy.

[The Cawthorn Shytstorm @MaddyCaCa]

@RepCawthorn Which officer from the January 6th insurrection are you referring to here?

[The Cawthorn Shytstorm @MaddyCaCa]

White shitpremacist narratives are coming out of toilets all over the place.

[The Cawthorn Shytstorm @MaddyCaCa]

@CawthornforNC Madison Cawthorn doesn’t need cocaine fueled Republican orgy invitations.
He can go fuck himself anytime he wants.

[Dennis S Brotman 🇺🇸 ����🟦 #DemCast #DemCastGA ☮️ @DenbrotS]

Texas is no longer a democracy

Counties reject up to 40% of TX mail ballots due to new elections law

New ID provision, which Republican lawmakers falsely say reduces voter fraud, causes unprecedented levels of denials of applications for mail ballots

https://t.co/AQFRtHGsX3

[The Cawthorn Shytstorm @MaddyCaCa]

@RepCawthorn I think your predecessors called it the Lugenpresse.